Who'd ever think cooking with incendiaries and volatile radioactive materials could be so fun?
I'm going all out, crock pot and everything. Of course, the last few foot-thick pots I used melted after the bell rang. Maybe I'm cooking it too quickly?
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I don't know how I did it, but I made a nuke brew and all other sorts of random crap. It's over a thousand degrees celsius in there, and the plutonium and uranium still hasn't detonated and melted my setup. Lots of steam and neutrons in there however.
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Nevermind, it took it's time, but it finally melted the bottom out. But it took a long time to finally detonate. For a moment there, I thought I made a stable container with cookware.
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Corrcetion, It was stable. I just overheated the bottom of the pot and it melted. I noticed when I saw the metal start boiling into the plutonium and uranium, and the plut/uran mix still didn't detonate, despite numerous neutrons inside the vessel, and even mixing with the combo; 7-8 psi in a sizable area. I think it was a good idea to butter the pot with diesel fuel first.
I know the materials didn't detonate, because it didn't go off as it was draining. That is, until the neutrons were being vacuumed out of the vessel. And wouldn't you know? There's still some radioactive residue, and only the bottom of my pot melted out.
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Here's a couple of screens of what I did. Unfortunately, I couldn't rewind any further back.