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[Twi]

"Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. What is it this time?"
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Lavi sighs and starts mauling some elves.

[Phantom]

Berkar is quite enjoying the taste of Elf flesh. Ravenously. He also enjoys minotaur flesh.


"Just let me help with building this thing. Plus the Medic asked me to help her."

[Tellemurius]

"Demon blood..."
*eyes roll back as body is heating up*

[Phantom]

The Medic inquires strangely.
"How can someone remove it? Suck it out?"

[Tellemurius]

*the elves rush into the setting grabbing the passed out human covering him with themselves as they drag him out leaving it impossible to grab him*

[Phantom]

"...Fuckers!"
Commence Medic chasing after them with Fort 12 being fired single handed.

[Taricus]

*Comes out driving a new tank*

"What is it Lavi?"

[Phantom]

He is greeted to the sight of Berkar jumping onto an Elf and biting off it's lower jaw.
"Dude, you're late."

[Taricus]

"About what?"

[Phantom]

"Everyone was pretty much building with the glass now, and Clay got carried off by elves, my brother has temporarily become a cannibal, and the Medic is chasing after the mentioned elves."

[Taricus]

"Eh, okay. I just had a bit of a nap"

[Phantom]

"...Hope you fixed that couch."

[Taricus]

"That can wait"

*Fires the cannon at an elf, Tearing it apart*

"Talk about overkill"

[Phantom]

Berkar feasts.


The Medic and Dariel wait for Tellemurius to advance the plot.

[Tellemurius]

*the elves retreat deep into the forest leaving no tracks*

((im going to bed))