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Author Topic: The Land of Lost Dimensions.  (Read 650298 times)

Taricus

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9270 on: February 13, 2011, 02:08:22 pm »

"Use the main gun!"
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« Reply #9271 on: February 13, 2011, 02:08:50 pm »

"What, a planetary shield? I doubt anyone will have that. And what main gun? The lasers?"
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Taricus

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« Reply #9272 on: February 13, 2011, 02:09:23 pm »

"The warp cannon."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9273 on: February 13, 2011, 02:10:25 pm »

"Point, but everything is lethal in those conditions."
A: "But lethal to your squad mates, and everyone in a hundred feet away of open ground, or even hiding behind the nearest wall? And who the hell charges at you when you're packing that kind of stuff."

T: "The little fluffball gave me an idea. Pyrovores. Some ideas are so awful they loop right into great. If we can get some Mycetic spores hitting their ship with those idiotic critters aboard them, hilarity ensues."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9274 on: February 13, 2011, 02:10:49 pm »

"Not enough firepower. DEFINITELY not enough firepower. What's the range on that thing, anyways?"

"Also, you want to set it on fire?"
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« Reply #9275 on: February 13, 2011, 02:12:29 pm »

"Also, you want to set it on fire?"

T: "On fire, corroding and exploding at the same time. From the inside out. Metal-fluoride fires are wonderful to have in the confines of a starship."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9276 on: February 13, 2011, 02:13:19 pm »

"Assuming it's your opponents, obviously. So what's the actual chance of making that happen?"
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« Reply #9277 on: February 13, 2011, 02:15:44 pm »

"The warp gun has a range of plot"

*answers amy.*

"Depends on the situation, environmental conditions and soforth. I say bugger it and just use a GL."
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« Reply #9278 on: February 13, 2011, 02:16:15 pm »

"Assuming it's your opponents, obviously. So what's the actual chance of making that happen?"

T: "Slim. First, my preparations for becoming space-capable are not complete. Second, point-defense is still a problem. I could harass the ship with drones and saturate point-defense with decoy, empty spores, but until an organized attack can be put together..."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9279 on: February 13, 2011, 02:19:10 pm »

"How vague. Anyways, I propose we go call up the GDI people if they're still intact. There's no way they can be lacking in dakka."
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« Reply #9280 on: February 13, 2011, 02:20:23 pm »

"Well, they were attacked by Khorne a few minutes ago."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9281 on: February 13, 2011, 02:22:05 pm »

"Still, dakka."
Kata dials up the GDI colony.
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9282 on: February 13, 2011, 02:23:41 pm »

The GDI Colony base thing answers.
"Need anything?"
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9283 on: February 13, 2011, 02:24:54 pm »

"Something to blow up that rather hostile giant ship with."
Kata rambles off some quantification of the location of said giant ship.
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9284 on: February 13, 2011, 02:25:19 pm »

((You guys do realize your fighting a near-omnipotent race, right? You're like little ants biting at their ankles. It just pisses them off.))

*Two more ships drop out of FTL, this time much closer in. They orbit the star, and a number of drones are deployed, which begin seeking out colonies. One by one, the signals from colonies around the system start going dead.*

*A radio message, this time in english. They've been listening in on you...*

"Do not resist," says a voice that is an ancient whisper, "It never pays to anger gods..."
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