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Author Topic: The Land of Lost Dimensions.  (Read 636922 times)

Something Evil

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7350 on: February 07, 2011, 08:03:32 am »

*plot-lictor*
"If the dice were to explode, how would one get to gaze upon one's impending demise and know for a fact that one is doomed? The gods of fate have one thing in common: a sick, childish sense of humor."
"But then again, it is quite rewarding to imagine the look upon their faces when the dice move slightly on their own and change the flow of things, either by luck or sheer will of the lives they toy with."

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7351 on: February 07, 2011, 08:13:49 am »

"because i have seen this before and it was stopped but destroyed the city along in the process"

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« Reply #7352 on: February 07, 2011, 08:16:12 am »

((@SE: Dude, shut up, you'll give away the plan :P))
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7353 on: February 07, 2011, 08:18:04 am »

((oh, talking behind my back?))

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« Reply #7354 on: February 07, 2011, 08:19:32 am »

((What, no, just making a joke))

*Starts playing DF*
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7355 on: February 07, 2011, 08:23:05 am »

((it just gets weirder as we sit here waiting for the epic moment, damnit better be worth it))

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7356 on: February 07, 2011, 08:46:24 am »

*A huge, glowing portal opens, and an army marches out. Following the vast columns of soldiers of various humanoid races, there are ten gigantic beings. Half are humanoid in form, and the other half vary wildly in appearance. One of the gigantic humanoids, looking somewhat like an absurdly overgrown treant, kneels and allows a human to clamber down its left arm. Once the human is safely on the ground, the great tree-being stands up straight again.*

*The human male jogs towards the group. A tiny creature can be seen sitting on his shoulder. It resembles a chibified anthropomorphic housecat.*

"Hello!" he says, when he reaches the group, "I hope we're no to late!"

"Yeah!" says the tiny being sitting on his shoulder, "Wha' he said!"

*the human male blinks*

"Maybe I should explain myself," he says, "You see, a several years ago, our reality was ravaged by these beings which called themselves 'void dragons'. We've been on their trail ever since. Unfortunately, we've always been one reality behind them. Their attack did have one benefit, though. It united us. All the races in our reality, I mean. Even the Dao." *He gestures towards the gigantic beings.*

*he blinks again*

"I should probably also tell you what a Dao is. Well, let's put it this way. Dao are physical gods, basically. Nature gods to be precise."

"Is been too long though," says the tiny creature, "The Mal are gettin' restless an' bored."*it points to a group of large humanoids which resemble smaller versions of ogres with skin striped with tan and dark tan, and red pupilless eyes. They are wearing clothing made from crudely stitched animal hides, and are wielding primitive weapons.* "An' when Mal get bored, they start breakin' stuff."

*Another radio message from the moon. It is full of static, although not bad enough to obscure the message. ((Too lazy too type out the static sound effects.))*

"This Armok System CSE Outpost 001-A-21, Subcolony 042-D9-8. Yep, old tensions from the civil war have flared up again. The imperialists were never very subtle..."

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« Reply #7357 on: February 07, 2011, 08:50:34 am »

*Hears the transmission*

"CSE outpost, this the ark, what the hell is going on down there?"
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« Reply #7358 on: February 07, 2011, 08:56:02 am »

*Hears the transmission*

"CSE outpost, this the ark, what the hell is going on down there?"

*static*

"The imperialists blew up a number of key facilities... Our largest mining facilities are gone... Waste recycling is gone... It's a good thing the membrane is basically a giant self-repairing greenhouse, or we'd lose way too much air..."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7359 on: February 07, 2011, 08:58:20 am »

((Sorry Telle, I've drawn this out so much I'm slightly afraid I've fucked this up...))

*Killiouse snaps out of her sleep as the portal opens and makes best speed (almost instaltainiously) to the people but stays back to allow the creatures talk.*

K:"Ah, it seems you lot finally found my trial of breadcrumbs."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7360 on: February 07, 2011, 09:05:43 am »

"Have you seen a Torikan, responds to Vorthorn?"
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7361 on: February 07, 2011, 09:14:19 am »

*static*

"Could you be more specific? Variety? Any distinguishing behavioural or physical traits? Vorthon may not be the most common Torikan name, but when you've got a million+ inhabitants, it does tend to crop up more than once..."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7362 on: February 07, 2011, 09:16:33 am »

Dariel eaves drop on the conversation psionically.
"Probably knows someone known as Nysa or something..."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7363 on: February 07, 2011, 09:17:48 am »

"A puma variety, Male, Gray-green eyes and brown fur"
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Impending Terror!!
« Reply #7364 on: February 07, 2011, 09:19:09 am »

*Yui suddenly takes off into the sky flying at best speed towards the moon, as she hits the outer layers of atmosphere she changes form to that of the Void Dragon, propelling herself at best speed to the moon.*

*Killiouse follows her with her gaze, frowning.*

K:"It appears your Mal will see action soon, Monitor Dragons have already started attacking the moon..."
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