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Carp Slayer

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2625 on: January 24, 2011, 06:52:20 pm »

*so much pain that my dwarven fight or flight reaction is triggered and i break the tiberium crystals*



"oh hey guys im fine now but for some reason i see IN GREEN"
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Something Evil

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2626 on: January 24, 2011, 06:52:40 pm »

*The Zoanthropes, liberated from their load, capture the Ravager and the stray solider, locking them in bubbles of force. They then begin to slowly constrict the bubbles, crushing the newcomers inch by inch.*

"What is going on here?! Answer me, Food, for it is soooo tempting to simply kill you now."
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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2627 on: January 24, 2011, 06:54:18 pm »

*so much pain that my dwarven fight or flight reaction is triggered and i break the tiberium crystals*



"oh hey guys im fine now but for some reason i see IN GREEN"
"Please let me kill this man. You know we all want to do it."
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Phantom

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2628 on: January 24, 2011, 06:54:45 pm »

The Ravager merely grunts, and emits a sound only audible to the Tyranids, which seems to eradicate the Tiberium the other Zoanthropes are holding, removing even small particles of it. The Trooper gestures that he arrived with the Ravager.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 06:56:50 pm by Phantom »
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Ochita

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2629 on: January 24, 2011, 06:55:32 pm »

"Huh. Thats weird... Activating persona sequence."
The blue tiberium creature is summoned... Wait what?
"What? Oh nooooooooo. Oh god shes controlling me. Jeez. Well I can't do anything to you, or her. Well. Bye. I guess."
It dissapears in a flash of white
"Oh great, I get to enjoy that thing in my head... My life is so screwed up, even for a robot."
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Something Evil

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2630 on: January 24, 2011, 06:58:52 pm »

"Please let me kill this man. You know we all want to do it."

*A Harridan appears from the pools, grabbing the Tiberium-laden Carp Slayer. The dropship flyer quickly ascends to high altitude, escapes the planet's gravity and slowly but surely heads towards the sun.*

*The zoanthropes release their quarry, placing them slowly on the ground, and return to the pools, dissolving.*

((Too.. many... 'nid... strains... posts... GARKLH... *collapses*))
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 07:01:32 pm by Something Evil »
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In a world with so many hydras, who am I to throw away my extra swords?
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THIS UNDEAD THREAD SHALL BE WOVEN INTO UNDEAD SOCKS
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Hot Chocolate is like Dakka. You can never have enuff of it, and you should try not to drop it on your pants.
Quote from: Burnt Pies
Soon I shall be fluent in Box, including obscure dialects such as Pyramid, Sphere and Japanese.

Phantom

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2631 on: January 24, 2011, 07:00:53 pm »

The Ravager screeches in dissatisfaction at the Tyranids choice.
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Something Evil

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2632 on: January 24, 2011, 07:02:34 pm »

"Elaborate, strange simulacrum of Food."
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In a world with so many hydras, who am I to throw away my extra swords?
Quote from: Encased in burning magma
THIS UNDEAD THREAD SHALL BE WOVEN INTO UNDEAD SOCKS
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Hot Chocolate is like Dakka. You can never have enuff of it, and you should try not to drop it on your pants.
Quote from: Burnt Pies
Soon I shall be fluent in Box, including obscure dialects such as Pyramid, Sphere and Japanese.

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2633 on: January 24, 2011, 07:04:11 pm »

"Yeah...There's just too much of this stuff around the fort right now. Any is too much," Thera comments on the Tiberium.
She could handle a lot of things. This isn't one of them.
((SO MUCH STUFF.))
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Phantom

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2634 on: January 24, 2011, 07:08:22 pm »

"Elaborate, strange simulacrum of Food."
An echoing voice enters the Tyranids mind.
"You tried to assimilate my kind long ago, talks of a Hive mind still fresh in my thoughts, but now my food lays lying here, in this place, but, it cannot be correctly sustained here, the Ichor would destroy everything."
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Carp Slayer

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2635 on: January 24, 2011, 07:10:43 pm »

"I've Survived worse"
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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2636 on: January 24, 2011, 07:11:04 pm »

*murmurs*
"this place is getting weirder"

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2637 on: January 24, 2011, 07:12:27 pm »

"I've Survived worse"
*Runs back to the fortress.* "MILITIA! Ready the undead dragon!"
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Carp Slayer

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2638 on: January 24, 2011, 07:12:39 pm »

"woah cool"

"I CAN MAKE TIBERIUM EQUIPMENT"




*makes a tiberium sword in hand*
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Something Evil

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Re: Fort WTF!? No more rifts!!! ><
« Reply #2639 on: January 24, 2011, 07:13:01 pm »

"And what is my part in this? I know not what you see as food, nor of this Ichor you speek of."

(('nid. As in "WTF are a GDI?" Being able to see things on a molecular scale and understand what they do doesn't add up to knowing what they're called. Also, another hint: guess why the Tyrant calls everyone Food or suchlike, but I use names in the comments.))
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In a world with so many hydras, who am I to throw away my extra swords?
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THIS UNDEAD THREAD SHALL BE WOVEN INTO UNDEAD SOCKS
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Hot Chocolate is like Dakka. You can never have enuff of it, and you should try not to drop it on your pants.
Quote from: Burnt Pies
Soon I shall be fluent in Box, including obscure dialects such as Pyramid, Sphere and Japanese.
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