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[Keita]

"Well, I'm the only one who can do it short of TMoM who can RS people and neither of use would do it to someone unwilling so don't worry. Also stay away from my LAB!, espically when it becomes my !!LAB!! due to !!SCIENCE!!"

[Twi]

Twi the dwarf looks at the newcomer and laughs.
"Behold, newcomer. I am the herbalist. I am also responsible for: an unlikely disco ball and dance hall to put it in, the Giantglassdome you see overhead, and the fact that all the tunnels are made of metal. Oh, and catgirl espionage."

"Oh, and I'm- Militia! You are not a Man of !!SCIENCE!! Not yet! Particularly because you aren't a man in either sense!- and I'm Twi."

"Now then.Tenshi, Iceball needs you to tell her if she can haz megaproject... Or maybe Metal Militia does."

[Keita]

"I still have the mind of a male, just the body of a female. Yeah, pretty sad but meh."

*Looks to iceball*

"As Tenshi said I had control when she's gone, what do you have planned?"

[Twi]

"That reminds me...I feel like I might just be able to work on that there mural!"Twi points to the one with various inhabitants.

((Of course, Thera should be on my portion. I did stuff with her. But I'm not good at making things look smooth.At all. Nonetheless, I just might be able to draw SOMETHING. But finish it? I doubt that.))

[Tellemurius]

*comes out of the forest panting with a fuckload of bloody armor parts and swords*
"god what a bitch! fucking succubi all over that fort, never going back"
*looks at newcomer*
"hello im a tigerman, i deal with random shit  outside of the fort"

[Twi]

((The result of me being bored with Thera. Really, really bored.))

"Succubi can be hot when they're not trying to steal your soul," Twi comments at Bloodsheder. "Of course, them not trying to steal your soul is a pretty rare event. If you ever encounter one in such circumstances, consider yourself lucky."

"Yeah. This guy is basically our ranger, I suppose. Keeps the wildlife from getting too ugly-not that it would be a problem."

On a more random note, even Thera, the most secretive of all anthro peoplez- by a little- comes up to greet the new guy.

And promptly hugs him with all her might (and her two normal arms), naturally crushing him into her cleavage.

"Hey, little guy! I'm Thera. I weave the best silk clothing in all the land. And you're pretty cute." Yeah, she wasn't the best at hitting on people.

"Thera, you're kinda crushing him," Twi says dryly.

"Oh. Sorry." She releases her hold.

[Tellemurius]

((im sensing NSFW coming up soon))
"damn im hungry"
*reaches for a strange creature in his pocket*
*begin devouring*
"its culled a chuken"
*mouth full*
"it lays these tasty eggs"

[Twi]

((im sensing NSFW coming up soon))

((I take offense at your remark! Seriously, though, I don't. The worst we've had is people proclaiming love and catgirls blushing.))
"Or you could do that," Twi mutters.

[Tellemurius]

*mouth still full*
"Whut?"

[Twi]

"I was talking to you!" Twi complained. "Of course, you didn't listen."

[Tellemurius]

"im sorry, im savoring the feel and taste of raw meat and bones in my mouth"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

'(Distantly)Shit.. The Elves seem to have developed a process to make wood as hard and sharp as steel...'

[Twi]

"Well, you weren't when I was talking. Oh well, your loss. Your unimaginable loss." Twi seems to be thinking of something, but snaps out of it when he hears Tenshi.

"The elves have developed Ironwood, you say? Damn it! They must have been reading 'You are WIZARD!' They know what I was trying to do! We must take the knowledge from their minds!"

[Tellemurius]

"phht, i can make you guys some exploding obsidian arrowheads"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

'(Distantly) I reckon we don't piss them off.'