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[Tellemurius]

elf: "man you guys are hard traders... fine one more thing"
*hauls out barrels of some green weeds*
elf: "Katnip, craziest shit ever, makes felines go nuts even by the smell"

[Twi]

"Oy! Quit sending our residents away"

"She'll be back! She's trained for this her whole life!"

[Keita]

"Oy! Quit sending our residents away"

"She knows the dangers."

elf: "man you guys are hard traders... fine one more thing"
*hauls out barrels of some green weeds*
elf: "Katnip, craziest shit ever, makes felines go nuts even by the smell"

"I'm interested, gems?"

*shows a bag of varying quailty*

[Tellemurius]

elf: "you know what we want, sample?"
*shoves katnip under Militia's nose*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Okay. But if anything happens to her I will personally rip out your intestines and strangle you to death with them"

[iceball3]

"Bleh, Since I'm one of the few non-feline humans here I'm going to butt in as the trader"
"I am interested in this catnip, I'll will sell this danmaku crossbow for it."
*Demonstrates with fireworks.*
"Also, i may want to purchase mega kitty, but first, can it split into a crapload of smaller cats?"

[Tellemurius]

elf: "uhh it can make litters of.... 100's !!!!!!"

[Keita]

"*cough cough* THE FUCK! Don't go shoving random- HOLY crap."

*falls onto back, rolls around in the grass*

[Twi]

"Okay. But if anything happens to her I will personally rip out your intestines and strangle you to death with them"

"She volunteered, but deal."


"Iceball, you might want to use some of these..." Twi gives her a whole lot of insanely high quality and thus insanely expensive silk clothing.
Guess who made them?

[Keita]

*laughing as MM continues to roll in the grass*

*Lilly moves to the elfs side, sitting on the mule*

[Tellemurius]

elf:" i see you like this stuff, theres more where that came from if our demand is met"

[iceball3]

"Okay. But if anything happens to her I will personally rip out your intestines and strangle you to death with them"

"She volunteered, but deal."


"Iceball, you might want to use some of these..." Twi gives her a whole lot of insanely high quality and thus insanely expensive silk clothing.
Guess who made them?

"Yeah yeah the spider girl shat it out hur hur"
"But wait, for me to sell or for me to wear? This cotton robe is slightly uncomfortable."
*Looks at the elf trader.*
"I will sell this danmaku crossbow for half metric tone of catnip."

[Tellemurius]

elf: "no we don't need those we want the tigerman and we will give you everything we offered"

[Twi]

"Sell, of course. Plenty left over to actually clothe people."

[Keita]

*Ceccile looks around, hands iceball a ton more silk thread*