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[UnrealJake]

*Walks into the dance hall alone and wriggles his feet around rather pathetically*

".........This is...... Well... I guess... maybe... Let's get drunk!!!"

[Twi]

"You're a dwarf. You're not made for dancing." Twi points to the bar and tables in the dance hall.

"Many occupants of this fort, however, are much better dancers." Twi points to all the anthro girls that had come to DANCE and generally PARTY.

Even Thera the spider came, wearing clothes fit for a queen!...spider.

Where  did she get them?

Oh. She made them.

The other anthro people are jealous!

[Tellemurius]

*Walks into the dance hall alone and wriggles his feet around rather pathetically*

".........This is...... Well... I guess... maybe... Let's get drunk!!!"

"YEA!"
*bloodshedder activates his signature upside down keg stand chug*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Pointes vehemently at twi*
put yer actions inside derned stars
*goes back to room. locks door, lies on bed and resumes sobbing*

[Twi]

*Pointes vehemently at twi*
put yer actions inside derned stars
*goes back to room. locks door, lies on bed and resumes sobbing*

((Never! I refuse to change my RP format!))

...Okay, I might. Might.

[UnrealJake]

*Sits at the bar and takes shot after shot, slowly, an idea forms in his brain*

"Sssshhhhloo ahmgoona go and doo dis ting riht, and yourr luv et!"

*Staggers off into a wall, and then slowly gropes the wall untill he finds the exit. His shouts of shock, horror, and general drunkenss echo across the fort*

[Tellemurius]

*Pointes vehemently at twi*
put yer actions inside derned stars
*goes back to room. locks door, lies on bed and resumes sobbing*

*sucks the barrel dry*

"tenshi, do you need to talk to someone?"

[UnrealJake]

*Clattering and shouting is heard far and wide. UnrealJake has taken over the kitchen and stolen several barrels of booze of all sorts*

"Isha be ze gratest ting...............EVAR, and iz gunna be awesome"

*Beings pouring wine and ale all over the kitchen, before passing out on the floor*

[Twi]

*facepalm*
"I call not cleaning up that mess."

[iceball3]

"Blah"
*Grabs Kitteh and teleports into Tenshi's room.*
"Hai thar, Y U crying?"

[Keita]

*Wakes up, checks cages, sees dragon*

"YUS!"

[UnrealJake]

*Slowly gets up, sore and stuiff, booze all over his tattered clothes*

"That is.... uggg... the last time... I make a mechanism... out of alcohol."

[Keita]

*Metal Militia has claimed his LAB!

Metal Militia has grabbed a Dragon!

Metal Militia is conducting experiments!*

[iceball3]

*Kitteh walks by the LAB reluctantly.*
Kitteh: "Uh, what are you doing to that, err, dragon, thing?"
*Kitteh tilts her head.*
((Meanwhile.))
Iceball3: "Rave party!"
*Dances next to sleeping Tenshi in a series of epileptic danmaku coming from my crossbow.*

[UnrealJake]

*Picks the lock on Tenshis door with a tiny spider pick-lock [Made from mechanisms] and drags Iceball out of her room*

"No. Stop it"