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[Phantom]

*Meanwhile, as a random dwarf mines deep underground...
Terrible Screams Are Heard From Below. 4chanites have been released into your fortress.*

[Tellemurius]

"Necrotrolls! I shall vanquish you!"

*PEW*PEW*PEW*PEW*PEW*PEW*

*random body parts flying everywhere*

*The Mega Troll has appeared!*

"Time to energize the saw"

BzzzzT!

*Umtiz slashes The Mega Troll with his Magma Saw rendering the creature into two*

*Umtiz has grown attached to his Magma Saw*

"I shall call you Dave. Now, A CELEBRATION BITCHES!"

[Keita]

*pulls up on war GCS mount*

"Sounds like fun!"

*dismounts and runs to booze stockpile*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Ye gods! Who's going to clean up this mess?" *Crawls back into kitteh colossus*

[Keita]

*returns with two barrles*

"Party!"

*opens the lid of one and jumps into it*

[Tellemurius]

*grabs a barrel and starts chugging*

[1freeman]

*Looks admiringly at bloodsheder's handywork, thankful for the protection Eshimudos provides him from the Hazardous radiation levels toxins.

*stares at bloodsheder*

"....."

*with a shrug, 1freeman heads off to the booze stockpile*

[iceball3]

*Iceball3 has gone berserk!*
*i whack the kitteh collosus with a sock, to promptly be splattered onto the floor*
*iceball3 regains sanity*
"MEDIC!"

[Tellemurius]

"What the hell is wrong with you!?!?!"

[iceball3]

"What the hell is wrong with you!?!?!"

"failed mood."
"MMMMEEEEDDDDIIICCC"

[Rose]

* Japa pulls a lever, causing the floor beneath iceball to produce euthanasia inducers, aka spikes.

[Tellemurius]

*Umtiz throws the corpse of iceball into the magma removing the filth*

[Keita]

*pulls self out of barrle, licks hand then wipes beer off of catears*

[Rose]

"Gah! what treachery is this? the catmen are invading our stockpiles!"

* Japa has gone berserk!

[Keita]

*MM's War GCS tackles Japa*

*Sits there petting war cave spiders*