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[Tellemurius]

*as Umtiz is sitting around, he sees a funny little human creature smaller than him comes up to him*
"I haz it! i has the one ring!"
*the creature danced around*
"I wanna see it"
*Umtiz punches the night creature in the right hand shattering it*
*the night creature drops a gold ring*
*Umtiz pushes the creature into the magma*
"Ba! its just some stupid ring."
*Umtiz chucks the ring into the magma unknowingly saving middle earth*
"HEY QUIT DRINKIN THE BOOZE I HAVEN'T FINISHED COUNTIN IT!"

[Carp Slayer]

*keeps chugging booze*

"Oh, Sorry. Were you saying something?"

[UnrealJake]

*UnrealJake has been struck by a-*

"Nahh, I changed my mind..."

'Mechanisms'

[Keita]

*Starts riding around on war giant cave spider*

[Tellemurius]

*Umtiz drops a small chert rock*
"Bob! I found you my little kobold killer you!"
*picks up the rock*

[1freeman]

*1freeman has completed Eshimudos, a dwarven HEV suit.All crafts dwarfship is of the highest quality. it menaces with a *steel crossbow* on I'ts left arm. It has a *Steel Crowbar* attached to the right arm. on it is an image of a human and a Vortigaunt, the vortigaunt is making a plaintive gesture, the human is striking a triumphant pose. this signifies the defeat of the alien army in the year 2000 by the human Gordon Freeman.*

*dons Eshimudos, and activates suit systems*

"......"

*Heads off to the Anomalous Materials lab*

[Tellemurius]

oh shit we can build reference armor suits?

[1freeman]

*1freeman returns from Anomalous Materials and gives iceball3 some refined Pitchblend*

"....."

*1freeman goes back to the labs.*

[Keita]

*1freeman returns from Anomalous Materials and gives iceball3 some refined Pitchblend*

"....."

*1freeman goes back to the labs.*

*pulls up on war giant cave spider*

"He doesn't talk much since putting on the suit does he?"

[ragnarok97071]

"I'll be one of ye pilots."

[Tellemurius]

*Umtiz is suddenly possessed!*
*Umtiz claims a Forge!*
*Umtiz grabs the death leather*
*Umtiz grabs the obsidian*
*Umtiz grabs Mew-Mew Metal*
*Umtiz grabs diamonds*
*umtiz grabs a bucket of magma*
*Umtiz starts working on a secret project!*
*Umtiz mutters "RIG"*

[1freeman]

*1freeman gives iceball3 a Matter compaction device!*

*1freeman nods at iceball3*

*1freeman cancels small talk, interrupted by a Renaissance Cascade!*

[UnrealJake]

*Upon seeing all the strange occurances, UnrealJake has decided extreme measures are needed to stop the fortress from crumbling from its own silliness, he slinks away undetected, taking the backroutes through burrows not even a potash maker would deam hygenic. Eventually, he finds himself outside, sneaking through a secret exit. As he wonders off into the sunset, he pukes from cavern adaption*

'Mechanisms'

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Ok guys, we have:
209 plump helmets
186 plump helmet roasts
675 casks of dwarven wine
28 basalt mechanisms
A HEV suit (1freeman)
A kitteh colossus (iceball3, MoM)
and a bunch of other crap I couldn't be arsed counting"

[Tellemurius]

*Umtiz has completed Blackiron, a dwarven adv. engineer RIG suit, the craft is of highest dwarf quality, it is craft from obsidian, it is studded with mew-mew metal, it has a Magma Cutter attached to his right hand, it has a Magma Saw attached to his left hand, it has a image of the human Issac dismembering a guardian necromorph in the year 2414.*

*Umtiz dons the RIG suit*

*Umtiz practicing curb stomping on imps*

"Muhahahaha!"