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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Only one pair of quotation marks are necessary for each side
"speech"
'thoughts'
*actions*
OOC

[Carp Slayer]

BUT U DID .... argh


"what ever i just said"

[Tellemurius]

"hello my job is to take care of your poor pets and train how ever you want. i got some stories if you ever come by for a drink, by the way do i get a room or i have to make one?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"We need a bookkeeper"

[Tellemurius]

"i can read...."

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Good enough, Go take stock of what we have" I have no idea what supplies/equipment we have, feel free to make it up.

[KaguroDraven]

*engraves a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of an elephant slaughtering dwarves*

[warhammer651]

*The auctioner merchant has returned*
"Heywhatsthatyousayabouttakinginventory?
youllneedpapertowritethatdownonandimtheonlysupplieraround!
Heresenoughpaperforeverythingyoullneedthisyear.
thatandyourshipmentof10,000clothbringsyourtotalto100,000indebt
...
ahwellimsureyoullbeabletopaythatoffbygivingmeyourstuffforfree"

*the auctioneer has left*

[ragnarok97071]

"Alright, I'm going to go and forge some GSBs out of Candy, K?"
*Wanders over to his forge to forge some Giant Serrated Blades out of Addy*

[Tellemurius]

Umstiz Emgash

*stares hard at the pile of food until he counts one and goes for a beer*

[iceball3]

*I look down to the Addy depositand get the chills...*
Iceball3 has been struck by a fey mood!
"I NEED A MAGMA BALLISTA
I NEED A BUSTED GENE SPLICER
I NEED THE MERCHANT OF MENACE
I NEED CARP SLAYER
I NEED OBSIDIAN
I NEED THE KITTEH COLLOSUS
I NEED MECHANISMS
I NEED MEW-MEW METAL THROW PILLOWS
I NEED METAL MILITIA
I NEED AN AYU BEEM
I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE A REFERENCE TO BCB (bittersweet candy bowl)
I NEED A PLUMP HELMET SERRATED DISK
I NEED MEW-MEW METAL BARS
I NEED A MINI-FURNACE
I NEED A FUCKTON OF PITCHBLENDE
I NEED A MATERIAL COMPRESSOR"

[Tellemurius]

"um as a former hero i also shall defend the fort, FEAR MY SILVER AXE, "NASHON" I KILLZ BANDITS AND KITTY KILLERZs!!!"

*Nashon, a axe crafted out of silver, it is of highest Dwarvish Quality, it menaces of spikes of kobold bone and has the image of the slaying of the White Dragon in the village of the halflings in 147*

[1freeman]

"I am in charge of defense for the fortress, however you are welcome to join the militia under my command if you want to."

[Sgt. Sherman]

*begins construction of alehouse* "Only the finest random alcohol for the dwarves of Fort Mew Mew while i'm around."

[Tellemurius]

"I am in charge of defense for the fortress, however you are welcome to join the militia under my command if you want to."

Quick! tell me the quickest way to kill a kobold!