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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Pfft. Even a water mage would be more useful than an earth mage.

[ragnarok97071]

Earth magic makes cave ins SO EASY.
Also, I need a smelter so I can get stuff for the forge.

[Caesar]

Maybe, just maybe this Earth guy could make stone practice dummies so that I might practice my biting.

[Carp Slayer]

THEN I MUST MILK THE CATS FOR CHEESE!!!!!

[Johnfalcon99977]

Swordsman, Woodcutter, and Carpenter, at your serv-
...
*Drops sword*
...
"ALL THIS WOOD HAS NOT BEEN CUT!"
*Grabs Ax and starts cutting trees*

*Starts singing to the Wizard of Oz tune*
"Elves for the magma... More elves in the magma today!"

[Carp Slayer]

*secretly milks one of iceball's cats*


*tans a dead hauler I found.*

Pow McCheesemaker has started work on a mysterious construction!!

[Johnfalcon99977]

*Returns to the fort with a large amount of wood*
"So this is the fort. Not a bad place to spend the rest of my life!"
*Goes to find 1freeman*
"Hello, I would like to enlist in the military!"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Randomly dumps a big ol' block of obsidian in the meeting area*

[1freeman]

Welcome Johnfalcon99977 to the armed services! would you like to be placed into an existing squad, or would you like your own?

[Johnfalcon99977]

"Ceasars squad for now."
*Waits for response*

[1freeman]

okay, Ceasar's squad it is.

[Jervous]

*Randomly dumps a big ol' block of obsidian in the meeting area*

*Hauls the obsidian into a stone stockpile*

"HAULHAULHAUL"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Let`s see....

19, wait 20 stones of obsidian, 1 wheel of cat cheese. Sorry, make that 0 wheels of delicious cat cheese, 98 logs, 0 trees...

[UnrealJake]

*Randomly dumps a big ol' block of obsidian in the meeting area*

Eek...

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Don't worry, you've not done enough yet...