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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Obsidian, eternity.

[Carp Slayer]

*Powmonkey mccheesemaker has entered a strange mood*

I NEED CHEESE


I NEED CHEESE

I NEED LEATHER

[1freeman]

Tan your own hides, theres six deer Carcasses waiting for you over at the butchers workshop.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sorry about that old chum, last time I checked, you never got around to actually making some cheese. Probably because we only brought a male horse. I'll get back to work.

USEC_OFFICER Bookkeeper

skills:
Apprentice Bookkeeper
Apprentice Milker

Inv.
Clothes
+Pig Tail Sock+

Owns
Small Study
- Shiny Lever

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Fellas! How does one go about renaming a thread?

[UnrealJake]

I would assume there's an edit button on the first post. It's been a long time since I made a thread though.

[Caesar]

"Alright, but get the damn masons to build me a damn forge so I can get to work on that."

Alas, as militia Commander i cannot make mandates... However, i could threaten them with a draft into the newly commissioned dwarven Hell-jumper unit.

What about making me Militia Captain instead? You know you need someone with Skilled in.. Well. All Wrestling skills, the Sword skill and the armor user skill.


And Novice Teacher!

Come on!

Must..
Name...
Squad....

Bastards of The Inglorious Devils
'That sounds shit, actually..'

[1freeman]

alright, you can be my first lieutenant.

EDIT: I just realized that you meant to usurp my authority, However i am willing to allow you to be a captain as you inadvertently requested.

"Alright, but get the damn masons to build me a damn forge so I can get to work on that."

Alas, as militia Commander i cannot make mandates... However, i could threaten them with a draft into the newly commissioned dwarven Hell-jumper unit.

What about making me Militia Captain instead?

I should also point out that i am now an expert marksdwarf and ambusher, as well as being a talented Leader.

Vote Freeman for Militia Commander.

[NewsMuffin]

Hmm, look at these nice rock walls...
News Muffin has entered a strange mood!
News Muffin has run off into the depths of the mines!

[warhammer651]

Doo dee da doo... eatin mah food, drinking the booze....
Ya know...There should be a way for us to drink booze without quitting our work....
Like... a helmet with booze on either side and some tubing...
*stares into space for a bit*
*Starts furiously scribbling on the table*
EUREKA!
*Withdraws from society and takes one of the craft shops*

[Jervous]

*Hauls shit because it's what a hauler does*

[Caesar]

*Spars without a weapon.*
*Refuses to pick up his assigned shield.*

So..
The 'Bastards of The Inglorious Devils' squad is recruiting! We still need.. A cheesemaker, a potash maker and a peasant!

[adwarf]

The Earth Mage walks up to the militia captain and says " Hello I was wondering if I could join the army my magic may be of use "

[Caesar]

"Magic?"
The Militia Captain spits on the ground.
"Use?"
The Militia Captain shakes his head, rubbing his beard.
"The Bastards of The Inglorious Devils ain't 'bout use! We're 'bout Bein' Bastards? Are you a bastard? If so, then ye're more in than a goblin on an Ettin's plate'll eve' be."

[1freeman]

The Earth Mage walks up to the militia captain and says " Hello I was wondering if I could join the army my magic may be of use "

Ahem, you should come to me, the militia Commander for permission to join the militia. as it is i could use you as a militia engineer, you would have your own squad and your main purpose is to erect earthen defenses for our fortress. interested?

or you can join Ceasar's squad if you desire, we need all the soldiers we can get