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Author Topic: The Land of Lost Dimensions.  (Read 650647 times)

Phantom

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9435 on: February 13, 2011, 10:22:00 pm »

Screamers now turn Taric into a living basketball by picking him up and dribbling him against the ground.
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Taricus

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« Reply #9436 on: February 13, 2011, 10:23:21 pm »

"Uhhh."

*Flykicks the screamer*
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Twi

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9437 on: February 13, 2011, 10:24:52 pm »

"...YOU BITCHES."
The Screamers messing with Taric find Thera screaming expletives and insults at them, including such things as "Your livers are not fit for eating!"

She promptly follows up by ripping them to SHREDS.
She then turns around and hugs Taric tightly, her arms, hands and chest suddenly devoid of pointy things.
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« Reply #9438 on: February 13, 2011, 10:25:41 pm »

"c-a-n-t-b-r-e-a-t-h-e"
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« Reply #9439 on: February 13, 2011, 10:26:02 pm »

A particularly large Screamer body covers Taric. Approximately with about a ton of flesh and other things.
"Did I forget to say these things liked screwing with people?"
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9440 on: February 13, 2011, 10:27:08 pm »

The Screamer fails to do so because Thera got there first.
She loosens her grip just a little.
"I think you should go back inside the Ark. It's safe there."
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« Reply #9441 on: February 13, 2011, 10:28:08 pm »

"Right"
*heads back to the ark and repairs the tank cannon*
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« Reply #9442 on: February 13, 2011, 10:28:56 pm »

Dariel successfully manages to use a Screamer as an airborne vehicle. He uses the success by crashing it into another screamer, which in turn crashes into yet another, and so on.
"A LITTLE HELP HE-AUGH."
Dariel is covered by about 21 tons of flying manta ray.
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« Reply #9443 on: February 13, 2011, 10:30:04 pm »

*Stares at the screamer dominoes*

"This is being recorded."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9444 on: February 13, 2011, 10:30:29 pm »

"I can't feel my non-existent spine!"
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9445 on: February 13, 2011, 10:31:30 pm »

The Screamers around Dariel are suddenly ASHES.
Ivy laughs like a madwoman.
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9446 on: February 13, 2011, 10:32:05 pm »

Dariel reaches his arm out of the now 21 tons of ashes covering him.
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9447 on: February 13, 2011, 10:32:40 pm »

Thera pulls Dariel out.
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« Reply #9448 on: February 13, 2011, 10:34:13 pm »

"Thank you, I was getting crushed under that. Hey look my dog."
His dog is shooting Tiberium shards at the Screamers, being surprisingly effective.
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. Life goes on.
« Reply #9449 on: February 13, 2011, 10:35:32 pm »

Thera laughs a little bit.
Meanwhile Kata finishes off the last of the Daemons because she has had enough of them.
"Well, glad that's over with."
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