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[Phantom]

Screamers now turn Taric into a living basketball by picking him up and dribbling him against the ground.

[Taricus]

"Uhhh."

*Flykicks the screamer*

[Twi]

"...YOU BITCHES."
The Screamers messing with Taric find Thera screaming expletives and insults at them, including such things as "Your livers are not fit for eating!"

She promptly follows up by ripping them to SHREDS.
She then turns around and hugs Taric tightly, her arms, hands and chest suddenly devoid of pointy things.

[Taricus]

"c-a-n-t-b-r-e-a-t-h-e"

[Phantom]

A particularly large Screamer body covers Taric. Approximately with about a ton of flesh and other things.
"Did I forget to say these things liked screwing with people?"

[Twi]

The Screamer fails to do so because Thera got there first.
She loosens her grip just a little.
"I think you should go back inside the Ark. It's safe there."

[Taricus]

"Right"
*heads back to the ark and repairs the tank cannon*

[Phantom]

Dariel successfully manages to use a Screamer as an airborne vehicle. He uses the success by crashing it into another screamer, which in turn crashes into yet another, and so on.
"A LITTLE HELP HE-AUGH."
Dariel is covered by about 21 tons of flying manta ray.

[Taricus]

*Stares at the screamer dominoes*

"This is being recorded."

[Phantom]

_{"I can't feel my non-existent spine!"}

[Twi]

The Screamers around Dariel are suddenly ASHES.
Ivy laughs like a madwoman.

[Phantom]

Dariel reaches his arm out of the now 21 tons of ashes covering him.

[Twi]

Thera pulls Dariel out.

[Phantom]

"Thank you, I was getting crushed under that. Hey look my dog."
His dog is shooting Tiberium shards at the Screamers, being surprisingly effective.

[Twi]

Thera laughs a little bit.
Meanwhile Kata finishes off the last of the Daemons because she has had enough of them.
"Well, glad that's over with."