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[Tellemurius]

*a random hole appears on the map, something comes crawling out*
"Hey guys im back!, dunno where the hell i have been but there some badass fish there."

*random stares*
"What are you all looking at?"
*scratches back*
"What the hell im itchy"
*stares at arm*
SHOCK!!!!
"wtf my arm! its FURRY!"
*searches body*
"paws, claws, orange striped fur, A tail!?!?"
*touches head*
"CAT EARS!?!?!, IM A FUCKING TIGER!?!?"
*looks down*
"standing with 2 feet, IM A TIGERMAN?!?!?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... growl...?!?!?!?"

[UnrealJake]

OOC: I like how this has turned from TF2 quoting to complete madness with everyone trying to get some form of war mecha. Why my elephant being the best of course 

*Risen from his doze by the strange growls, he peeps out from head of his mechanical elephant [Still outside] and sees a large furry man scrambling around in fear*

"I will name him... Tony the Tiger"

*OOC: THEYYYYYY'RE GREAT!

[iceball3]

"Bhh, nothing to do..."
*DG (NN: kitten) smacks me across the back of the head.*
DG: "Aww quiet. You could go make some windows and stuff."
Me "Sure."
*Grabs a bunch of sapphires and gets to work.*

[Keita]

*pops head out of lab, goes to Tenshi*

"Yo, Tenshi. The first time must of been a fluke, I'm only able to make girls out of whatever creauter I use."

*is promptly followed by spider girl, top half girl, bottom half spider. She waves*

[iceball3]

*pops head out of lab, goes to Tenshi*

"Yo, Tenshi. The first time must of been a fluke, I'm only able to make girls out of whatever creauter I use."

*is promptly followed by spider girl, top half girl, bottom half spider. She waves*

((I'm thinking she looks something like this.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Hello there, another semiadorable result of Militia's experiments."

[Keita]

*pops head out of lab, goes to Tenshi*

"Yo, Tenshi. The first time must of been a fluke, I'm only able to make girls out of whatever creauter I use."

*is promptly followed by spider girl, top half girl, bottom half spider. She waves*

((I'm thinking she looks something like this.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Hello there, another semiadorable result of Militia's experiments."

((A little less uber than that.))

*She turns to ice ball and smiles, goes over and hugs kitteh the dragongirl*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Adopts Kitteh and Ai then climbs into kitteh colossus*

[iceball3]

*Adopts Kitteh and Ai then climbs into kitteh colossus*

"WAATHTDGRGH
I adopted her already!
And spider chick, give kitten some room sheesh."
*Walks up to SG and DG to let her know that they MUST respect personal space to strangers.*
*Ponders for a moment*
"Good morning Tenshi, have you considered working on the collaborative drawing being made here?"

[Keita]

*Smiles at how his creations are getting on, waves at kitteh and Ai*

"See ya! Now, need to get me a dragon..."

*Goes to build a mechaics workshop*

[iceball3]

"You already created a dragon girl."
*Points at the slightly misnamed DG named kitten*
"But then i already adopted her..."

[Keita]

"First time was a fluke, I can only use the animals I use to get that animal/girl."

*Starts making mechanisums*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I would but,
A) My drawing skills suck,
and B) I'm on a phone and haven't seen the image yet
"What.? No, I'm hardly an engraver X3"
"And I may remind that as the overseer I'm entitled to as many pets as I want"
*Adopts Iceball*
"There, happy now? :3"

[Keita]

*Throws a tantrum*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Slaps MM upside the head*
"Calm down!!!"

[iceball3]

I would but,
A) My drawing skills suck,
and B) I'm on a phone and haven't seen the image yet
"What.? No, I'm hardly an engraver X3"
"And I may remind that as the overseer I'm entitled to as many pets as I want"
*Adopts Iceball*
"There, happy now? :3"

"AARGRGDDFDFG"
"You have just adopted a columbian-argentine-irish-swedish human with a japanese accent and a lack of ability to speak any language besides English and a pair of really long sideburns..."
*Iceball3's status changes to *this adorable animal does what he pleases to do.**
"Neat."

((Aww c'mon Tenshi, when you get on a computer can you? I'm problably just as crappy/more crappy than you are...))
((If not, then can you contribute, Metal Militia?))