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[Taricus]

"I mean the voices"

*Grabs some food from the dispensers*

[Phantom]

"Oh, just an argument. And prayer."

[Taricus]

"An argument, with who?"

[Tellemurius]

*walks in*
"hey guys, oh yeah, i healed the soldiers you and your brother torn up, don't do it again"

[Phantom]

"Wait, I killed 4 of them instantly, how are they healed!?"

[Taricus]

"What are you talking about."

[Tellemurius]

"i told you i can do extensive healing from broken spines and everything, i was healing those guys the moment you grabbed them"

[Phantom]

"Okay, so a man whose heart rate is stopped, frontal lobe and parietal lobes obliterated, quite possibly lungs are destroyed, can survive!?"

[Taricus]

*Hears the raiders*

"Arek, why did you heal them."

[Tellemurius]

"sure, i mapped his neural path by putting it in stasis then rebuild using his nerve cells in the spinal cord, and any cracking doctor can repair mangled organs"

@Taricus: "weren't they soldiers?"

[Phantom]

"Wait, are you talking about the GDI Soldiers whose corpses I can still clearly see, or those douchebags?"

[Tellemurius]

*scratches head*
"ok now im confused on who i healed"

[Taricus]

"I'm tlaking about those arseholes who managed to board the ship while it is at a FTL speed."

*Taric cancels eat: interupted by raider x8*

[Phantom]

"Well,"
He points at several extremely mutilated corpses wearing GDI Combat Suits.
"The Lieutenant got his skull punched through, two corporals got both of their spines ripped in half while I beat one's lungs into a fine paste, and finally a private got launched into space without a helmet."
He points at the 25 Fantasy Douchebags.
"Their raid got wiped."

[Tellemurius]

"who the fuck i healed then?"
*aims at raiders and begins shooting at fatal accuracy at them*