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Author Topic: The Land of Lost Dimensions.  (Read 649722 times)

Phantom

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7845 on: February 10, 2011, 06:10:50 pm »

"DARIEL IS TRYING TO KI-"
Talking GDI Soldier gets his skull punched through.
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dwarfguy2

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7846 on: February 10, 2011, 06:13:58 pm »

"Who the fuck is Dariel?"
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7847 on: February 10, 2011, 06:15:14 pm »

"He used to be a Guardsman! HOLY CRA-"
Dariel is now resorting to impaling them with various bits of the Ark.
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7848 on: February 10, 2011, 06:15:51 pm »

*pounces on Dariel and paralyzes his neural network*
"calm the fuck down!"

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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7849 on: February 10, 2011, 06:17:08 pm »

It seems to do nothing against the mental Dariel, as he just throws Arek off and proceeds to go after the 3 remaining Stragglers.
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7850 on: February 10, 2011, 06:17:30 pm »

"Ah forget it, I'll have time to stop a mass murder after I have my starfire espresso." *Wanders back into the fort.*
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7851 on: February 10, 2011, 06:18:11 pm »

"Ah forget it, I'll have time to stop a mass murder after I have my starfire espresso." *Wanders back into the fort.*
((Man, it's gone dude.))
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7852 on: February 10, 2011, 06:19:11 pm »

"Dammit!"
*Jonathan fires the Taser and attempts to cut Dariels nerves.*
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7853 on: February 10, 2011, 06:19:55 pm »

"Ah forget it, I'll have time to stop a mass murder after I have my starfire espresso." *Wanders back into the fort.*

*25 lvl85 no-lifers barge in from a corridor leading solely to an airlock, each with 400+ ilvl gear.*
"There 'e is!"
"Get'im!!!"
"Necrotic Plague, my ass!"
"I want my Shadowfrost Shards!"
"<unintelligible mumbling, muffled by a heavy plate helm>"


((Edit: honestly; read the last... 500-ish posts. Darvi had the endurance to read the whole thing. Also, U R IN SPESS!))
« Last Edit: February 10, 2011, 06:24:09 pm by Something Evil »
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7854 on: February 10, 2011, 06:20:22 pm »

The Tazer only seems to work after Dariel kills another straggler, leaving two, a Medic and a Rookie.
"I-is it done?"
"I think it is, let's get the hell out."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7855 on: February 10, 2011, 06:21:18 pm »

"Oh shut up, I thought I made the announcement that I quit all of that? Also, do any of you have any starfire espresso?"
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7856 on: February 10, 2011, 06:25:35 pm »

Berkar walks next to the Lich and incapacitates the no lifes with a particularly large tazer.
"Just to let you know, Tenshi died."
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7857 on: February 10, 2011, 06:28:41 pm »

"TENSHI IS DEAD? This is terrible! How will I automatically get training dummies for my newest creations now?!
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7858 on: February 10, 2011, 06:29:11 pm »

"Dariel... What the hell is wrong with you. I'm going... To have to enter your mind. Sorry."
*Jonathan ties down Dariel and enters his mind.*
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Re: The Land of Lost Dimensions. A farewell to gods and dragons
« Reply #7859 on: February 10, 2011, 06:31:15 pm »

"TENSHI IS DEAD? This is terrible! How will I automatically get training dummies for my newest creations now?!
"You heartless bastard, both literally and emotionally..."

The subconscious of Dariel's mind is modeled after a world filled with Tiberium, with shimmers of him constantly appearing in different places.
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