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[Phantom]

((Most. Screwed. Up. Wedding. Ever.))
Dariel confusedly leads the wedding party over to the Bridge. Well, whatever.

[Twi]

((Indeed.))
"Hey! I was going to make something!" Thera complains, but she is silenced by Jack.
"Brides-to-be don't cook the wedding reception," he says.
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Jack arranges the people in traditional wedding fashion and starts the ceremony. It's not much to look at.

[Taricus]

*Sets the food and drinks on a table*

((I dunno, it could get more insane))

[Phantom]

((Hey, at least the Vorthon family, the MM Family or the Ochita Family isn't here.))
Dariel stands quietly at the Altar, moving past all the formalities, and gets on to the kissing part when it comes.

[Taricus]

*Starts pouring some wine into a tankard*

"Cheers for Dariel and Thera Cross"

*Takes of faceplate and downs tankard*

[Twi]

"Do you, Dariel Cross, take Thera to be your lawfully wedded wife, till death do you part?" Jack says, and assuming that Dariel says yes, continues, "Do you, Thera, take Dariel Cross to be your-aw, fuck it. Just say I do and kiss him already!"

Thera laughs and says, "I do," and kisses Dariel.

Ivy and Kata cheer.

[Phantom]

Dariel returns the kiss still despite his lack of mouth.
"I find it sad I can't eat or drink. Oh well, PARTY!"
He picks up Thera somehow as they do in several other weddings.
((I remember my brother doing that. Oh dear that went bad. No I am not suggesting he married a Jewish Spider. He married an Agnostic Bat.))

[Tellemurius]

*plays IKOVE on piano*

[Taricus]

*Starts a drunken shanty*

[Twi]

((I would like to hear this story about your brother. ))
"Heh. You'll be fine."
Thera smiles, and initiates PARTYING! WOOT!
Jack has surprised people by making a very personal cake for Thera.
"Aw, thanks!" she says.

Taric has no one to drunken shanty with.
---

Ivy and Kata look at Tellemurius curiously.

[Taricus]

*Stops shantying and starts dancing*

[Phantom]

((Well, they smeared each other with the cake, I caught the Garter despite my possible girlfriends brother wanting to beat me up, and he accidentally dropped her when he tried to pick her up.))
Dariel begins breakdancing! Berkar arrives to take a picture of everyone.

[Tellemurius]

((its a sad romantic song Taricus but then you are drunk))

[Twi]

Kata and Ivy are still watching Tellemurius play the piano, almost like a curious animal. It's slightly amusing how they simply stand there and observe.
--

[Phantom]

Berkar arrives around the group gathering around Tellemurius.
"Okay, anybody who wants to be in the picture gather around Tellemurius!"