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[The Merchant Of Menace]

"I bought the damned ring!!!"

[MrNuke]

"(Far out shouts) YOU DIDN'T BUY THE RING! YOU BOUGHT THE KITTEN! YOU STOLE THE RING AND CHUCKED IT IN MAGMA!"

[Rose]

((Well I'm not dead then.))

*Rushes to japas location and jabs him in the ribs*

"hey, what was that for?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"(Far out shouts) YOU DIDN'T BUY THE RING! YOU BOUGHT THE KITTEN! YOU STOLE THE RING AND CHUCKED IT IN MAGMA!"

"Oh, well... What do you want for the ring?"

[MrNuke]

"(Far out shouts) YOU DIDN'T BUY THE RING! YOU BOUGHT THE KITTEN! YOU STOLE THE RING AND CHUCKED IT IN MAGMA!"

"Oh, well... What do you want for the ring?"

*Zips back to the fortress*
*Almost punches metal militia in the face*
"I want YOU!"
*Dramatic orchestra starts playing*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"(Far out shouts) YOU DIDN'T BUY THE RING! YOU BOUGHT THE KITTEN! YOU STOLE THE RING AND CHUCKED IT IN MAGMA!"

"Oh, well... What do you want for the ring?"

*Zips back to the fortress*
*Almost punches metal militia in the face*
"I want YOU!"
*Dramatic orchestra starts playing*

"Unfortunately I'm off the market, Plus, you aren't my type"

[Tellemurius]

*Umtiz chucks 'bob' at MrNuke's direction hitting him in the head knocking him unconscious.*
*Umtiz drags the body of MrNuke's back into the fort*
"I hate long distance conversations"
*points magma cutter at MrNuke*
"No funny business or im pewing your limbs off"
*Umtiz destroys a spike trap!*
"DAMNIT JAPA!"

[MrNuke]

*Eats bloosheder's left eyeball while distracted*
*Runs back to Merchant of Menace*
"You know what? You can have the ring for free. Im, just, going to...go...yeah..."
*Zips far far away into another region*
*MrNuke is out of RuneSmith range*

[1freeman]

*activates a new device made from the mysterious crystal*

*a portal appears!*

*MrNuke falls through the portal and goes into shock*

*breaks MrNuke's legs to prevent another escape from justice*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Makes Bloodsheder a bionic Adamanteye*
*Installs Adamanteye*
"There ya' go"

[Tellemurius]

"idiot im wearing a mask!"
*Umtiz activates adventure mode!"
*Umtiz fires his Magma Cutter at MrNuke*
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
*limbs flying everywhere as Umtiz catches up to the quadriplegic body of Mrnuke and the sprawl of dead guards*
"for precaution...."
*Umtiz punches Mrnuke's mouth shattering all teeth and jaw*
*Umtiz drags Mrnuke back into the fort*
"Time for punishment!"

[MrNuke]

'Contemplates why god decided to make me suffer this fate'
"I guess i have no choice"
*Activate hidden thermonuclear 4chanite bomb*
"3"
"2"
"1"

[Tellemurius]

*Chucks the bomb and Mrnuke into the magma*
"Fuck that!"

[Keita]

"JAPA! Stop pulling teh levers!"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

'Contemplates why god decided to make me suffer this fate'
"I guess i have no choice"
*Activate hidden thermonuclear 4chanite bomb*
"3"
"2"
"1"

"There's no such thing" "There, overlady has spoken. Now go back to the humans and let us get back to living in our muddy hole in the ground"

Fakeedit: "STOP TRYING TO KILL THE GODDAMNED TRADER!! HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO BOTHERED TO SHOW UP"
*Rescues MrNuke and sets him on his way*