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[Keita]

"Mhmphhpmmmph."

"What was that?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*UnObsidianizes the kittehs* "sombody mine him out already"

[KaguroDraven]

*engraves over irony's prison with pictures of elephants killing humans, dwarves beating kobolds, and goblins stabbing elves*

[Carp Slayer]

uuuuuuhhhhhh guys....

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE SKELETAL CARP HORDE ...

OH FUUUUUUUUUU-


*i see skeltal carp horde ATTACKING THE BOOZE SUPPLY*

[iceball3]

"SDGGFAERDONTVQSBMGWORRYFRRGGD"
*I stop flailing*
"The kitteh collosus has it taken care of, nothing can resist its magmaballista!"
*Ponders*
"Oh shit..."

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Fixes iceball* "stay away from the goddamned transmogrifier"

[warhammer651]

*A Caravan From Hippieland Has arrived*
*The caravan Leader has auctioneer's voice syndrome*
Heeeeyyyyguyyys!HaveIgottadealforyou!

Seethi?It'satigermaninacagesellingfor500,doIseea500?
500,doIseea550?
550doIseea6000?
600,doIseea10,000?
SOLDtothekittenwith10,000!
pleasuredoingbuisnesswithya.Ilikeaya,soI'llbesuretobringclothnexttime

*The caravan has departed*

[iceball3]

"Yay! Thank you tMoM!"
*Shats a mew-mew metal brick in joy, hands it to merchant, an leaps around all over the place.*
"Woohoo!"

[Tellemurius]

lets see someone useless....... ANIMAL CARETAKER!!!!!!!!!!

[iceball3]

"Oh wait."
*Releases tigerman from cage so it doesn't starve*
*Gets back to digging.*

[Tellemurius]

*a new immigrant has arrived*
*his name is Umstiz Emgash, a small dwarf known for his crafty hands and displaced mind*

"Ah this seems to be a nice place to gro- WHAT A CUTE KITTIE!!!!!!"
*pet**pet**pet**pet*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Hi! I'm the overseer/mascot" "Welcome to fort Mew-Mew!"

[Carp Slayer]

and im the person WHO SHOULD be ELECTED MAYOR


also did the kitteh collosus just fire its magma balista at the booze supply?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Carp Slayer: Conversations inside "" Thoughts inside '' and actions inside ** Plain text is considered OOC.

[Carp Slayer]

oh

""And I'm the Person who should be elected mayor""

""ALSO GIVE ME ALL YAR CHEESE OR DIE""