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[Xanatos Jr.]

"Hi, might I interest you in purchasing some fine beard conditioner?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"No, but you are welcome to stay in fort Mew-Mew"

[UnrealJake]

"...Got any mechanism conditioner?"

[iceball3]

"Now to go to sleep."
*Falls unconscious on the trap, activating the trapdoor*
"FFFFFFFFUUUU-"
*I fall into the trap and get DNA spliced with the cutebold.*
"AAARRRRRGHHHJUUUKOUKLUKKDIRUSFSDV"
*Emerges as a cute Regiboldice*
"AAAWWWWW FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-!"

[Keita]

Hi all! I'm that single immagrant wave!

[KaguroDraven]

"Did you forget I've been traveling with you from the mountain homes for like three weeks?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Hi, I'm kitten, I'll be your tyrannical overlord/fort mascot"

[iceball3]

*Lies on my face still flailing around wildly*
"MEDIC!!!"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Lifts iceball out of the pit*

[KaguroDraven]

"Why was that person in a pit? Where is the booze? Where is the food? Where is stuff I can engrave?"

[iceball3]

@Merchant
"Thanks..."
*Bows, then begins running around, flailing my arms around all over the place.*
"AAARRGGHHLFDGFDFSASDDFDFS"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

"Dorten'll be unhappy if you start engraving..."

[KaguroDraven]

"Why? Doesn't everyone like engravings of elves on fire? Or me eatings some cheese?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Grabs iceball* "Into the machine you go" *puts iceball in machine*

[iceball3]

*Falls into the machine and gets locked in. The kobold on the other side of the machine got out unaffected, so it awaits a passenger of sorts.*
"AAARRRFGGFGFGHGK"