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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Hey Iceball, you should come in, it's lovely and warm in here!

[Caesar]

Bring it on, furry friend!

*Picks up a sock.*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Opens DFHack*

[UnrealJake]

I would like another kitty mechanism...

[Johnfalcon99977]

*Begins making shortswords from obsidian*
I wonder why obsidian is so much like wood!

[iceball3]

@tMoM
Sure!
*Leaps into the writhing bundles of fur and installs a chair and table in the corner*
Kitten Fortress...
Places the turkey leather pick in the corner and uses remaining mew-mew ore to make ballista parts, ballista ammo tips, and a mew-mew axe*
Merchant, can you put together a ballista while i fetch some fish oil logs?
*After tMoM responds, hop out of KC and slay a couple of fish trees.
@UJ go mine for some mew-mew metal then.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*assenbles ballista* Hmm. We could use some throw pillows in here... *mandates production of throw pillows*

[UnrealJake]

What's the Iceball? Make more mechanisms? Well then I'll need more cats!

[iceball3]

Throws the turkey leather pick into Jake's skull doing the obvious.
"MAKE MECHANISMS OUT OF THIS YOU SMARTASS."
*Signals Merchant to RS Jake back to life as i carry my logs back to the now snoring dome of cats.*

[UnrealJake]

*Floats through a white void, a kitten passes by and meows, before slowly melting away. A gear heads right for him but instead of smashing him in the face, passes right through his head. In the distance he can hear the sound of machinery*

Its... BEAUTUUUTIIIIFUUUULLLL...

UnrealJake has been struck down!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*builds jake an obsidian prison, then RS's him back to life*

[UnrealJake]

But... no! NO! *Crawls into the corner and hugs his last mechanism while rocking back and forth*

[Johnfalcon99977]

*Carries large amount of shortswords to weapon stock pile*
"Do do d-, whats that in the distance, more migrants?"
*Takes a look closer*
"Why are they armed? And why is their skin gree-"

"Oh crap"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Massdumps magma on the invaders* Ok, everyone to the bunk.... What do you mean we don..... FUUUUUUUUUUU.....

[Keita]

*comes in followed by two crocs*

Hey! I found snappy a mate! Say hi to snappyII