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[The Merchant Of Menace]

"I like it a lot! I'm noticing a lack of you on it thoug" *She smiles*

[Phantom]

Dropship Murderer has been eliminated! The rather stoned Engineer leans back in his chair, still watching. Oh fuck what is tha-
When the hell did all these rouge drones get in Stephen's base!?

Cheryl facepalms at the stoned Cortex Command player.
'Sure, it's legal here, but do you really need to be stoned to play a video game!?'

[Twi]

"Oh, alright!"
Thera starts making another one with herself on it.
---
"...Oh dear."
SEAL OFF THE BRAIN JAR WITH CONCRETE. NAO.
Oh hey, that worked. Barely.  Now, to clear them out...
Cue more bombs. Stephen's base is a mess.

[Phantom]

Coalition Conformist, also known as that Jackass Engineer from earlier, smiles as the crab bomb detonates insides Stephen's base. And the ungodly hoard of the ever cheap Coalition Troops walking in.

[Twi]

Stephen grins.
Thaaaat's a lot of frag grenades going into what used to be Stephen's base. I doubt anything can survive.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Yumi is wrapped in the artsy blanket, smiling at Thera*

[Phantom]

Except that legless Coalition trooper. Man, look at him g-
He's whacking the brain jar with a pistol.
"Just a few more hours..."

[Twi]

Thera smiles back.
---
...The trooper gets stabbed.
Yep, he had a Ronin somewhere. Ouch.
OH DEAR GOD SCOUT ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.

[Phantom]

Dropship CRUSH. Wait, lost an engine...
RONIN IS CRUSHED.


A few diggers are getting suspiciously close to the Brain Jar. Wait, what the fuck are Browncoats doing with him?

[Twi]

Oh, how suspicious.
Hey look! A digger is sneaking up to Coalition Conformist! Oh dear, he got inside the vault.
Oh dear, he's dropping crab bombs in there....
BOOM!

[Phantom]

Thankfully, it was actually a vault holding the secondary Brain Bot. Crap, the Browncoats got i-
A new player has joined, what the fuck!? Oh, the Medic got on the abandoned player somehow and managed to make use of the the brain bot left behind to order some robots...
Holy crap she wiped Coalition Conformist's forces off the map.

[Twi]

"Oh, you again. *chuckles* No, I'm not going to let you win just because you're a girl."
Commence operation: SEAL THE VAULT AGAIN.
Cue tons of concrete.
Next: BUNKER DOWN, COMMENCE AIR RAID.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Yumi decides to brush her fur*

[Phantom]

"Hey, you think that I'd try to win without fighting? What do you think I do when there aren't any corpses to tag or soldiers to patch?"
Air raid is almost demolished by the two Robots with jetpacks and sniper rifles. She's actually using them effectively!

Coalition Conformist watches as the brain jar sits there leaking fluid, and decides to give in and send all his surviving forces against Stephen rather than the strong one.

[Twi]

Two sniper rifles, eh?
Cue digger and machine gun attacks from tunnels...
...That seems to work.