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[Taricus]

"Looks like I've got another two gods to piss off then"

[Phantom]

"They seem to like you too much. I'm not speaking of the others lest Cegorach causes a Harlequin or a tree to crush me."

[Taricus]

"Why do they like me?"

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Meanwhile, Crystal is brushing her fur. Yumi is stroking a purring Ashal and Azumi is eating*

[Tellemurius]

*Chats with the AI before it winks out*

[Phantom]

"They like you for pissing off their neighbors, rather than their nemeses which they want to take care of themselves."

The Medic is wondering where the hell Clayton is so she can work on her job for once.

[Taricus]

"Maybe I should raid them next?"

[Phantom]

"Is there really a point to that? They all know who you are, they could easily close off access to you should you try."

[Taricus]

"Nothing gunfire doesn't solve"

[Phantom]

"Nothing pure terror doesn't solve. If they actually tried to kill you everyone in the solar system would be dead by now."

[Taricus]

"Doomguy is an ancestor of mine you know..."

[Phantom]

"So? My father beat a Chaos Lord to death with a Laspistol, and yet he still died."
Randomly appearing Medic go!
"And canonically, the Doomyguy dies alone at the end of Doom 2."

[Taricus]

"He still blew up hell"

[Phantom]

"He still DIED. And those demons were weak."

[Taricus]

"Try on Nightmare..."