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[Keita]

"..."

"One sec."

*she rushes off into the fort again retreaving a plate of steel with a burn mark right through it. Also a crystal the size of her torso*

"I call these puppies Dragon Gunfire crystals, Thinkcannons times one thousand and made out of light. But they don't last as long as the others if you use them as such. Howevr, I have found a nice little thing with them. If you put them near each other, the generated heat gets timesed the amount of crystals you have for instance, two crystals are twice as hot as one, three are three times hotter than that."

"I have a theory on this but have yet to prove it."

[Vorthon]

"Good. So in theory, six of those placed side by side should be able to heat an entire planet? Also, what would you like from us?"

[Tellemurius]

*upgrades the Treehouse into a Treemanor*

[Keita]

"Yes, but make sure to store them at least 10ft from each other."

"Tenshi deals with trade."

[Vorthon]

*Nysa also deals with trade*

"Hey, what about me?"
 
"Shut up."
 
*Nysa backhands Vorthon, sending him flying about 50 feet into a wall.*

[MrNuke]

*MrNuke claims a craftsdwarf wokshop*
*MrNuke has begun a mysterious construction...*

[Vorthon]

"The pain..."

[Tellemurius]

"Hey!"
*deconstructs workshop*
"Build yer own!"

[MrNuke]

*MrNuke has gone berserk!*

*MrNuke starts attacking everything!*

[Vorthon]

*Nysa grabs MrNuke by the throat, hoists him off the ground and chucks him at a wall*
"I dislike your behaviour."
 
"Go Nysa!" *coughs up blood* "Medic..."
 
*Nysa turns back to MM*
 
"So, how does all of the thorium we brought, for enough crystals to warm a roughly earth-mass Gaian-Gelidian planet to earthlike temperatures sound? We'll throw in your choice of asteroidal ores, totalling 2 metric tons in weight, a Vacuum Energy Cell, and some spices from our adopted homeworld as incentive."

[Keita]

((Yui in orange text))

"Ah, sounds good but whats Thorium?"

[Tellemurius]

*drags MrNuke and throws him into a pit*
"You can get out when you start behaving normally"

[Vorthon]

"Thorium is a radioactive metal, which can be used as fuel for nuclear fission reactors. Much cleaner than Uranium."
"So, do we have a deal?"
 
((Here's a more comprehensive description of thorium:[LINK]))
((Also: My bad about that. Haven't been sleeping much lately. Just found the Slender Man Mythos. Scary stuff. Took all my willpower this morning not to run back up the driveway screaming while I was waiting for the bus this morning. Living in a densely wooded patch of the country {I could never handle living in the city. Not being able to see the stars on a cloudless night just strikes me as wrong.} and waiting for the bus at 6:45 AM can really mess with an over-active imagination.))

[Tellemurius]

"Uh we don't any equipment for that stuff"
((you're lucky Toady hasn't inputted all of the poisons yet cause metallic poisoning is right here))

[Vorthon]

((you're lucky Toady hasn't inputted all of the poisons yet cause metallic poisoning is right here))

((You really think the representatives of an interstellar civilization would be dumb enough to bring radioactive metals without radiation-proof containers to carry them in?))

"Well, you seem to be on hostile terms with those long-eared humanoids which live in the forests of this region. You could always just jury-rig the canisters with the Thorium fuel rods in them to explode when exposed to sudden stress, such as when striking the ground after being fired from a catapult. Just chuck 'em at your enemies."
 
"I think have some broken ribs..." *Passes out.*