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[UnrealJake]

Well we did have lots of mechanisms... but I used them all. See there's this labyrinth of cage traps, it's outside iceballs room, coincidence only...

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Ok, I'm reassigning Iceball's room to you.

[UnrealJake]

That's alright, I have a cage feti- *Ahem* Yeah, sure, ok. Whatever.

[Keita]

*busts in with giant stacks of fish*

Sorry that I've been away for some days, started catching fish and only recently stopped!

*stubs toe*

SHI-

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Great. Is there a doctor in the fort?

[UnrealJake]

Well, I can double as one...

Hmmm, it looks like we need to operate! Let me get my rusty scissors...

Ahah!

UnrealJake has created a masterpiece!

☼FisherDwarf Toe Mechanism☼

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Sigh*

[UnrealJake]

It menaces with spikes of toe nail!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Sigh* Very good Jake, Have a +Hauler Sweetbread+

[Rose]

* Japa collects a load of logs, and starts working on spears.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Hmm, We should really get some rooms. *Dfhacks some obsidian rooms in* Sombody build some rooves on them.

[Keita]

DAMN IT, snappy! Don't walk in front of me, I've got to pick it all up now.

*Starts reasembeling the giant pile of fish*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Japa, Make some O them logs into barrels for teh fishies.

[Rose]

*makes a few barrels, then goes back to making spears. there is now a veritable pile of spears and mechanisms*

[Johnfalcon99977]

"Hi, hows it going?... My bed broke so I had to sleep on rocks for the past 3 days. I also just learned that the town my mother, father, and friends lived in was burned down by goblins with no survivors. Did I forget to say that were running low on boo-

-Johnfalcon looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!-

*Grabs Japa and starts mauling him for his bones*

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"