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[Zrk2]

Where the hell is my tower? Oh, there comes my delivery!

*Runs out and picks up ivory blocks from the demon army*

*Has pleasant chat with them*

**

*Profit!*

*They leave*

What is this commotion about? I just got my ivory blocks delivered. You wouldn't believe what you can get with artifact hauler roast...

Pardon my magnificent bastardy.

[ragnarok97071]

OH CHRIST.
MUST CREATE ULTIMATE WEAPON.
*Ragnarok97071 claims Scrapsx10. Ragnarok97071 Claims Obsidianx10. Ragnarok97071 Has begun a mysterious construction!

[Carp Slayer]

 


wow.....


well

*starts digging*


*whistles*


*five days later*

YUS I HAVE FIANLLY CREATED THE MINED CUBE OF ENIGMA

[1freeman]

Code Green. everyone can return to doing whatever they where doing before the demon caravan showed up.

[Carp Slayer]

my cube of enigma DOES NOTHING AT ALL .... or it does EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE .... but first you must solve it

[Johnfalcon99977]

*Looks around*
"What just happened?... Aw well. Time to work some wood!"
*Begins making wooden items*

[1freeman]

*finishes constructing the new Limestone bridge*

Hey Jake, i need you to hook up this bridge to a lever so we can close ourself's off the next time danger knock's on our door.

also Johnfalcon99977, i need you to start making some obsidian swords and wooden bolt's. we need them while we wait for the metal industry to get up to speed.


I wonder why it is taking so long for the Caravan's from the mountain homes to get here...

[Dorten]

*engraves*

*engraves*

*engraves*

*engraves*

Now, your cube of enigma looks better. With all these pictures of kittens and tantacle demons and cheese and socks and ovals.

[UnrealJake]

Yes, yes, of course. I've decided on a colour code for all the levers to make it somewhat easier to comprehend, microline will be used for all floodgates and water related tasks. If you need to drown Carp Slayer for instance just pull that cyan lever over there and his room will flood with water. And I'm using orthoclase for magma. Of course, we don't have any magma yet, so if you see any orthoclase levers around they don't do anything... *snigger*

Oh, yes, yes, the bridge! Well, not right now, I'm on break you see.

[Rose]

You'll need mechanisms. I'll just go right ahead and make mechanisms during my every waking moment.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

If you're going to starve yourself to death, please do it near UnrealJake. We could use some meat.

[Rose]

did I not mention my 4 hour long meal breaks?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Only four hours? I've never seen such a dilligent worker!!

[Rose]

yeah, I know, but we really need them mechanisms.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

You can have a big ol' hunk of obsidian in your room *Creates a big ol' hunk of obsidian*