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[Twi]

"I'm not worried about that. But I just wanted to say that there are other options that are almost always far more satisfying. I'll let you figure them out for yourself."

Twi completely ignores Freeman.

[iceball3]

"Gah!"
*Iceball3 snaps out of his foreshadowing daydream. I com to Tenshi.*
"Tenshi, does it exactly matter if their wood can be very sharp? It's still just wood which means it's just as hard as wood so they wouldn't even be able to pierce copper..."
*To others.*
"Kitteh can breath fire, we can just use kitteh collosus and this modcomp that i have to alter reality, and that chicken looks really tasty."
*I grab the chicken and bite into it's fragmented flesh.*
"RAWR!"
*I am blindsided by Kitteh who takes the fresh meat from me.*
"Ow"

[Twi]

"Great! Then we're set for the elves. They will burn."
"Well, except maybe for the one who joined our fort. What are we gonna do with her?"

((EDITED: Her, not him.))

[iceball3]

"Oh, anyway, Militia, i was planning to build a spire out of any rock we have."

[Tellemurius]

*runs back covered in blood and... bitemarks?!?!?*
"What the hell they shouldn't be able to do that!"

[Twi]

"More specifically, they shouldn't need to," Twi retorted. "Either they have a vampire fetish all of a sudden, or you just managed to get them really, really angry BEFORE killing them."

[Tellemurius]

" i dunno ask her"
*pulls out a succubus from his backpack?*
"i named her Ivy"

Ivy: "you taste good, you know that?"

"thats not weird at all and explains all of these"

[Twi]

"You have stumbled upon the solution, I see. Well, I can't say a demon would be a bad addition to our fort, even if she thinks she's a vampire. Matter of fact, you're probably far better off than you think.When a succubus genuinely likes you, you are a very, very lucky man- even if this one might bite you from time to time." Twi laughs.

[Tellemurius]

Ivy:" oh its not a vampire thing, we succubi find it kinky!"

*Ivy has adopted Bloodsheder!*

Ivy:" Oh does that mean you're my toy!?!"

"more like the other way around and no"

Ivy:" Aww poo!"

[iceball3]

Ivy:" oh its not a vampire thing, we succubi find it kinky!"

*Ivy has adopted Bloodsheder!*

Ivy:" Oh does that mean you're my toy!?!"

"more like the other way around and no"

Ivy:" Aww poo!"

*Iceball3 has a head trauma induced seizure!*
"Iceball!"

[Tellemurius]

Ivy:" Whats his problem?"

*She's weird"

*kicks iceball*
"wake up you pansy"

[iceball3]

Ivy:" Whats his problem?"

*She's weird"

*kicks iceball*
"wake up you pansy"

"SH-SHSHEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
*Iceball3 has gone berserk.*
"AARGDFGDFGDFHHGFESS!!!!"
*Iceball3 strikes bloodshedder in the right foot with his chicken leather pick, shattering the bone!*

[Tellemurius]

"Ow!"
*points at engravement*

"Hey! I'm female!"

*picks at wall with claw*
"Fixed that engravement"

"Where were you when i made that?"

[Twi]

Twi is amused.

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"Well, aside from the biting-kinky doesn't always equal hot, you know- she's much like any other succubus. Besides being insanely smexy, they have been known to encourage your body in that particular direction.  Oh, and they tend to make others think you're hotter, too. So in other words, you'll have a much easier time picking up chicks. Worry not,the first two things are just passive effects from having a succubus attached to you. Comes with the way they work, apparently. They can alter their appearance and features and conceal themselves and others to various degrees. The stronger ones can breath fire and fly,  but all of them have claws- usually hidden unless they're fighting. They can also hypnotize with that infamous succubus's kiss if they so choose, though you shouldn't worry, and if it does happen, at least you're gonna like it. Again, related to the domain. Anything else you need to know?"

[iceball3]

"Ow!"
*points at engravement*

"Hey! I'm female!"

*picks at wall with claw*
"Fixed that engravement"

"Where were you when i made that?"

*Iceball3 calms down.*
"You changed nothing when you did that! You just insulted my gender to behaviour ratio! Or something..."
*Kitteh comes by, and see's BS's foot.*
"Ahh! bloodshedder! Your hurt!"
*Kitteh grabs BS by the foot and drags him/her to the hospital, face in the ground.*

Twi is amused.
"Well, aside from the biting-kinky doesn't always equal hot, you know- she's much like any other succubus. Besides being insanely smexy, they have been known to encourage your body in that particular direction.  Oh, and they tend to make others think you're hotter, too. So in other words, you'll have a much easier time picking up chicks. Worry not,the first two things are just passive effects from having a succubus attached to you. Comes with the way they work, apparently. They can alter their appearance and features and conceal themselves and others to various degrees. The stronger ones can breath fire and fly,  but all of them have claws- usually hidden unless they're fighting. They can also hypnotize with that infamous succubus's kiss if they so choose, though you shouldn't worry, and if it does happen, at least you're gonna like it. Again, related to the domain. Anything else you need to know?"

".........."
*Iceball3 makes om Tsunami of bricks on Twi using my DPC*