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[Lagslayer]

I had a dwarf in a strange mood make platinum greaves with a picture of itself on them... in platinum. Then later, in the same fort, one of my farmers went into a strange tanning mood and made a leather face veil with a picture of the platinum greaves on it. Then I got roflstomped by a pack of goblins.

[Lytha]

It's not an artifact, mind you. But I found it when I was idly looking through my odd assortment of artifacts, because it's depicted on one of them.

Rithoglisig, "The Stinky Berry"

Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of cirlces by "KosothB" Berkoman.

Circles. Representing a (stinky) berry. The dwarves do know that I don't use tilesets, I suppose, and he realized that in our lifeless and forsaken tundra environment, a berry would be stinky indeed.

[Xenos]

It's not an artifact, mind you. But I found it when I was idly looking through my odd assortment of artifacts, because it's depicted on one of them.

Rithoglisig, "The Stinky Berry"

Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of cirlces by "KosothB" Berkoman.

Circles. Representing a (stinky) berry. The dwarves do know that I don't use tilesets, I suppose, and he realized that in our lifeless and forsaken tundra environment, a berry would be stinky indeed.

Why would a berry be stinky in a tundra? 

[Lytha]

Why would a berry be stinky in a tundra? 

It would have to be carried from the other end of this world to this tundra. Since everything is extinct except the wild animals, cavefish civilizations, titans and forgotten beasts, you have to imagine a rhesus macaque carry this berry from the south pole to the northern regions where the fortress is built.

A journey like that should take the rhesus macaque several weeks, and now don't tell me that the berry wouldn't get gooey and stinky on the way.

[Orry]

[Crossroads Inc.]

Crossroads Inc. ALMOST got a fundamental english sentence correct. Forgive me for the in-joke. 

Bloody hell am I going to have to b just as careful about my typing HERE as well now?

[UnrealJake]

I don't know what's worse, the spikes the bloated tuber.

[Uristisdying]

Crossroads Inc. ALMOST got a fundamental english sentence correct. Forgive me for the in-joke. 

Bloody hell am I going to have to b just as careful about my typing HERE as well now?

Sometimes the internet is much smaller than it would appear to be. But no, I don't think you'll
have to be on your toes here in the same way you'd have to be on SDN. Sorry 'bout that post,
I just couldn't resist. 

[slothen]

I don't know if this is mind blowing, but this is one of the coolest artifacts i've gotten, and at 2.5 mil dbs, the most valuable.

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also..  budwheels?