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[Yoink]

I reviewed a game on the Play store earlier. Now, I was rather polite and actually pretty kind to it (I gave it 3/5 stars and offered suggestions to improve it!), but I didn't realise that it's apparently in early access and so my review went straight to the developer rather than being published.
Now I can't help but feel mean. I did use the word "atrocious" at one point, referring to a certain aspect of the game. Also apparently they replied to my review. Good gods, this is scary. D:

[Imic]

I reviewed a game on the Play store earlier. Now, I was rather polite and actually pretty kind to it (I gave it 3/5 stars and offered suggestions to improve it!), but I didn't realise that it's apparently in early access and so my review went straight to the developer rather than being published.
Now I can't help but feel mean. I did use the word "atrocious" at one point, referring to a certain aspect of the game. Also apparently they replied to my review. Good gods, this is scary. D:

That... that hurts to think about.

[Yoink]

Actually, as it turns out they just thanked me for the detailed review and asked for some more details on my suggestions. Whoa.

I'm helping!

[ChairmanPoo]

Actually, as it turns out they just thanked me for the detailed review and asked for some more details on my suggestions. Whoa.

I'm helping!

They are actually trying to make you overconfident so that you disclose your location. At that point they'll beat you to death with dildos for criticising their game

[Magistrum]

I would sharpen my stabbing stick in his position.

[ChairmanPoo]

They are too many. I can hazard a guess of where they'd stick his stick. (Hint: it rhymes with "stick")

[Yoink]

Wait, you mean I shouldn't have given them my address so they could send me a physical copy of the game as a thank-you gift?

[Dunamisdeos]

Wait, you mean I shouldn't have given them my address so they could send me a physical copy of the game as a thank-you gift?

Address, no.

Social Security and bank details with a detailed daily itinerary, yes.

[Yoink]

Oh gods no, I accidentally hit the "mark all messages as read" button.
The whole world's gone grey!

[Bumber]

Oh gods no, I accidentally hit the "mark all messages as read" button.
The whole world's gone grey!

Just eat yeast and it'll go away.

Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh gods no, I accidentally hit the "mark all messages as read" button.
The whole world's gone grey!

Just eat yeast and it'll go away.

Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!

Eat plain white sauce, plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!

[itisnotlogical]

I first played Morrowind on Xbox, sitting well over arm's length away from a small CRT. Because of this, I always thought that Ash Ghouls and Ash Zombies were wearing weird masks or blindfolds; Dagoth Ur wears a mask, and a handful of major items are masks, so I didn't think any further about it.

Come to find out, they're actually missing part of their face.

OH MY GOD IT'S SO GROSS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

[delphonso]

Man. Morrowind is great.

[ChairmanPoo]

I first played Morrowind on Xbox, sitting well over arm's length away from a small CRT. Because of this, I always thought that Ash Ghouls and Ash Zombies were wearing weird masks or blindfolds; Dagoth Ur wears a mask, and a handful of major items are masks, so I didn't think any further about it.

Come to find out, they're actually missing part of their face.

OH MY GOD IT'S SO GROSS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

Reminds me vaguely of rhinocerebral mucormycosis

[Iduno]

I first played Morrowind on Xbox, sitting well over arm's length away from a small CRT. Because of this, I always thought that Ash Ghouls and Ash Zombies were wearing weird masks or blindfolds; Dagoth Ur wears a mask, and a handful of major items are masks, so I didn't think any further about it.

Come to find out, they're actually missing part of their face.

OH MY GOD IT'S SO GROSS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

So the masks are to keep their hollow skulls and facehole from making a noise when they run?