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[TamerVirus]

C'mon how bad could it bee?

The truth stings, doesn't it.
They better not bumble their response

[KittyTac]

I think we should be pollen people on whether they like our puns.

[JoshuaFH]

Better Beeware the impending botanical genocide that is around the corner if bees go extinct. Mass starvation and crashing agricultural economies will bee the least of your worries compared to the global social panic that buzzes around the world overnight.

[Yoink]

I'm okay with the dystopian scarcity of the future so long as we get to live in cool-looking... hive cities.   

[dragdeler]

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[TamerVirus]

I'm okay with the dystopian scarcity of the future so long as we get to live in cool-looking... hive cities.   

You'll get your geodesic arcology and you better like it

[Teneb]

About to present an article at an event. Very nervous.

[Hanslanda]

About to present an article at an event. Very nervous.

Just imagine everyone naked. It won't help but do you see that fine ass person over there?! Got dayum!

[Teneb]

About to present an article at an event. Very nervous.

Just imagine everyone naked. It won't help but do you see that fine ass person over there?! Got dayum!

It went well enough. There were about 10 people total though.  Sad!

[Hanslanda]

The key to doing well is remembering that Alexander the Great was a 20 year old gay drunk when he conquered the world, Bruce Lee was a former street thug who died of a headache, and Gandhi was maybe probably a pedophile. So you're probably doing just fine, all things considered.

[Rolan7]

Huh.  I know I see Alpha Centauri references in everything, but I wonder if the bit where Space-Ghandi (Lal) clones his dead wife, specifically to remarry her, refers to that.  It's the only creepy thing he does, particularly compared to the other faction leaders.

Also dang I'm 12 years too late.  That's okay, conquering the world sounds like a lot of responsibility.

[Rowanas]

The key to doing well is remembering that Alexander the Great was a 20 year old gay drunk when he conquered the world, Bruce Lee was a former street thug who died of a headache, and Gandhi was maybe probably a pedophile. So you're probably doing just fine, all things considered.

The Nazi Panda has such uplifting quotes as "Bruce Lee died of a headache".

Huh.  I know I see Alpha Centauri references in everything, but I wonder if the bit where Space-Ghandi (Lal) clones his dead wife, specifically to remarry her, refers to that.  It's the only creepy thing he does, particularly compared to the other faction leaders.

Also dang I'm 12 years too late.  That's okay, conquering the world sounds like a lot of responsibility.

Conversely, Harrison Ford was... 34 when his acting career took off, so you've still got two years on that, and most Popes don't get Poped until they're in their late 50s at least.

[Rolan7]

I was lining up a joke about needing to be a cardinal, and attempting to qualify by doing cardinal sin, but that topically reads like pederasty and eeeeugh.

[Reelya]

The key to doing well is remembering that Alexander the Great was a 20 year old gay drunk when he conquered the world, Bruce Lee was a former street thug who died of a headache, and Gandhi was maybe probably a pedophile. So you're probably doing just fine, all things considered.

I don't know about "maybe probably" for that. The accusations all come from cultural / political groups opposed to the majority and they all stem from this story that he had a teen girl sleep next to him to test his vows of celibacy.

https://www.quora.com/Was-Mahatma-Gandhi-a-racist-or-a-pedophile

MK Gandhi slept with young girls but as per all records they were not below the age of 18–19, so he was definitely not a pedophile.

There are stories that MK Gandhi to test his celibacy slept naked with teenage girls, women and with his grandniece. Later he defended himself by saying that he wanted to test his control over sexual desires.

sleeping with an 18 year old when you're like 40 could be called "pedo" but it's also pretty misleading to use the word. The fact however is that the accusations all come from groups with political grievances (Sikhs, Muslim, Dalits) and there aren't really any reputable historians making such claims.

[TamerVirus]

Y'all ignoring the true scandal regarding Gandhi.
That he's a nuclear maniac!

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