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[Doomblade187]

Yeah, two solid findings don't exactly overturn established paradigm, but it doesn't make the findings any less interesting.

Indeed. To be honest, I've been in the minority who thought Neandertals were (reasonably) culturally modern for years.

Maximum Spin goes back in time to Neanderthal days.
MS: "Oh hello there old chap how are you doing?"
Neanderthal: "lol bae cash me ousside"

Maximum Spin is my new favorite theory for the root cause of the Neanderthal extinction.

can neither confirm nor deny

damnit you had one job

[TamerVirus]

Lets be real here, Maximum Spin was actually killed by Neanderthals and they have stolen his time machine and his identity. Their goal? Destroy humanity, obviously. AND THEY ARE RIGHT HERE ON BAY12

[NullForceOmega]

Can neither confirm nor deny.

[bloop_bleep]

Dan Olsen is a neanderthal, who is Maximum Spin, who is Pathos.

[redwallzyl]

There is one foolproof way to tell if he is in fact a neanderthal. He must show us, his chin.

[MrRoboto75]

There is one foolproof way to tell if he is in fact a neanderthal. He must show us, his chin.

Von Hapsburgs weren't neanderthals.

I think.

[Dunamisdeos]

He must show us, his chin.

That sentance structure implies that we are his chin, and he must show us proof of his neanderthal nature.

This also implies that his chin is in fact of different heritage than the rest of his body, which IMPLIES COSMETIC SURGERY CHECKMATE NEANDERTHAL CIVILIZATION DENIERS.

[redwallzyl]

Neanderthals don't have chins. That's the joke. Like literately they don't.

[Maximum Spin]

Uh, I'm going to be straight with you, I'm pretty sure I'm not a neandertal, but, now that you mention it, my whole family does have kinda weak chins and heavy brows...

[scourge728]

Uh, I'm going to be straight with you, I'm pretty sure I'm not a neandertal, but, now that you mention it, my whole family does have kinda weak chins and heavy brows...

KILL THE NEANDERTHAL SPY!

[Loud Whispers]

Uh, I'm going to be straight with you, I'm pretty sure I'm not a neandertal, but, now that you mention it, my whole family does have kinda weak chins and heavy brows...

KILL THE NEANDERTHAL SPY!

Too soon dude, it's been 40,000 years fam

[LordBaal]

A Harvard study points out for a complete collapse of Venezuela, calling it the worst in the world's last 50 years... I'm afraid of my family being here when it happens.

[redwallzyl]

A Harvard study points out for a complete collapse of Venezuela, calling it the worst in the world's last 50 years... I'm afraid of my family being here when it happens.

I'm kind of surprised its still holding together. It's not covered in the news much. Whats the latest?

[LordBaal]

The dollar on the streets reached from 200.000 Bolivars to 500.000 Bolivars in a week. That's half a million.

This means minimum wage now is about 80 cents of dollar per month, in a place with huge scarcity of everything and a black market that now is bigger than the regular one where everything has international prices. Its fucking madness, and no, this is no Sparta.

The economic collapse will bring down a social collapse which might cause the government collapse or consolidate it's power as a communist state. In case of a government collapse we could descend into a Somalia like situation given the amount of weapons the government has armed countless irregular militias all this years. Perhaps that was the plan all along.

[martinuzz]

The dollar on the streets reached from 200.000 Bolivars to 500.000 Bolivars in a week. That's half a million.

This means minimum wage now is about 80 cents of dollar per month, in a place with huge scarcity of everything and a black market that now is bigger than the regular one where everything has international prices. Its fucking madness, and no, this is no Sparta.

The economic collapse will bring down a social collapse which might cause the government collapse or consolidate it's power as a communist state. In case of a government collapse we could descend into a Somalia like situation given the amount of weapons the government has armed countless irregular militias all this years. Perhaps that was the plan all along.

What's happening in Venezuela is incredibly worrisome. I hope you can find the means to get out of there before even more shit its the fan.