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[90908]

Thanks...don't know what came over me last night. Felt a lot more than usual. Glad I ranted like I did as I feel like a new man, but still. Thanks for humoring me.

[Eric Blank]

Mom fell over outside and cut her lip up real bad I was scared she really hurt herself

[itisnotlogical]

I've thought my cat was dead three or four times this week because he's taken to falling asleep in weird places, and usually doesn't protest or even appear to notice the first several times he's prodded and/or tripped over in the dark. He plays and eats just like ever so he seems healthy otherwise.

[Dunamisdeos]

I want everyone to know that I'm going to try and ninja the inevitable dopey post of "[PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE] WAS ELECTED AND THAT TERRIFIES ME" regardless of the winner.

As soon as we find out. Consider this a challenge.

[Avis-Mergulus]

I want everyone to know that I'm going to try and ninja the inevitable dopey post of "[PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE] WAS ELECTED AND THAT TERRIFIES ME" regardless of the winner.

As soon as we find out. Consider this a challenge.

How soon will that be again?

[TD1]

I've thought my cat was dead three or four times this week because he's taken to falling asleep in weird places, and usually doesn't protest or even appear to notice the first several times he's prodded and/or tripped over in the dark. He plays and eats just like ever so he seems healthy otherwise.

Make sure the next place isn't on top of a bus wheel. That happened to my dad once when he was driving.

On a happier note, there was another time a cat got into the bonnet and snuggled down around the engine, then got a free and toasty ride around the country. Perfectly fine by the end, even napping apparently, so my dad kept it a few days before finding it a home.

The giving it away bit was mainly because of the 8 Alsations

[hops]

I've thought my cat was dead three or four times this week because he's taken to falling asleep in weird places, and usually doesn't protest or even appear to notice the first several times he's prodded and/or tripped over in the dark. He plays and eats just like ever so he seems healthy otherwise.

Make sure the next place isn't on top of a bus wheel. That happened to my dad once when he was driving.

How does your dad even manage to sleep on top of a bus wheel, and why?

[Yoink]

Especially whilst driving. I mean, how large was the bus in question?
Did he manage to fit his entire vehicle in there? Or was he actually somehow driving the bus at the time?

[TD1]

....

He was a bus driver before retiring.

And it was a cat, not my dad, on the wheel

[hops]

Something tells me it's highly inadvisable to let a cat on the steering wheel.

[hops]

Should've used more lube.

[Sirus]

Bloody poop!
-snip-
won't cover shit

I know you're worried and I'm sorry about that, but...was that a pun?

[martinuzz]

Bloody poop is a valid reason to go to a doctor for. It can be just something minor, or it could point at serious intestinal problems.
Happened to me once, went to the doctor right away. Luckily it was of the former category. Basically, my doctor advised me to 'get a better saddle for your bicycle or bike less'.
Never knew that riding a crappy bicycle for 3h a day could rupture the inside of your anus.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The typical rule is bright blood = probably fine, dark blood = probably not fine, black blood or "coffee grounds" = critical issue.

[SalmonGod]

I only wear dad joke jeans.  No other type of pants fits me.