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[Yoink]

Hope all is well.
She's probably just out partying.

[spümpkin]

I am now in magical death danger, maybe.

Fuckin yippee.

I would give details, but, as they say, the devils in the details. Probably more literally in this case.

And the worst part about it, is that,  even if im not in the danger, im still having full on 5 minute bursts of invokuntary shivering. I do that a lot in nervous situations, so its nothing new, just kind of... really annoying.

[ChairmanPoo]

I am now in magical death danger, maybe.

Fuckin yippee.

I would give details, but, as they say, the devils in the details. Probably more literally in this case.

And the worst part about it, is that,  even if im not in the danger, im still having full on 5 minute bursts of invokuntary shivering. I do that a lot in nervous situations, so its nothing new, just kind of... really annoying.

You should have replied to that chain email...

[spümpkin]

>:T

[Orange Wizard]

Don't die, dying is poor sportsmanship

[Loud Whispers]

Nah fam dying in sports is a legit strategy

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Just look at soccer players.

[Loud Whispers]

Footie divers should be awarded oscars

[IronTomato]

I have discovered Bay 12 Sub-Games. I'm almost afraid to try them from the way they're described.

[Tawa]

Do not play them. I am serious.

nope

[KingofstarrySkies]

Whaaat?

[Spehss _]

No More Stumpy-Wumples (1.18MB, Posted November 2005)
*Violence, Potentially Disturbing Themes, as well as Bad Language*

Cross Stompers (Posted March 2003)
*Religious Content*
*DO NOT PLAY*
*NO REDEEMING FEATURES*
*Requires DirectX*

Environmental Extremist (Posted March 2003)
*Violent and Irresponsible Content, as well as Bad Art*

Fuck You, v 1.02 (~500K, Updated July 2004, Posted March 2004)
*Bad Language, Breasts, and the corruption of Toddlers*

Oh man these sound hilarious. Like edgy shitposts in programming form.

[Orange Wizard]

Oh man these sound hilarious. Like edgy shitposts in programming form.

That's exactly what they are. It's pretty fantastic.

Whaaat?

Games Toady made before DF. They're pretty small, like a crummy flash game or something. They're also politically incorrect af, which is wonderful.

[Tawa]

I had no idea these games existed.

I've played them all now. I'd like to go back to who I was an hour and fifteen minutes ago, when I was ignorant of these games.

Definitely nope

There's a couple similar games here

[Emma]

No More Stumpy-Wumples (1.18MB, Posted November 2005)
*Violence, Potentially Disturbing Themes, as well as Bad Language*

By virtue of playing this game, you are agreeing that Bay 12 Games and Tarn Adams are not responsible for any shit which may ensue.  Tarn Adams recommends that you not play the game.  Tarn Adams recommends that you delete the game immediately.

Goddamnit, I have to play it now!

EDIT: Well... That was a fucked up time. I'm Voting For Myself isn't too bad actually, a bit weird but not bad as such.