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[hops]

I just realised I could actually die in the near future for one of any number of reasons, which is always a nasty shock

That's a happy for me. Think of it as a failsafe against fucking up the world too much.

[Yoink]

I remember when I lived on a busy road which I had to cross fairly frequently (the servo/convenience store was right on the other side) and often hoping that one of the many large trucks speeding along it would somehow manage to hit me. Never fucked up my Frogger game quite badly enough for that to happen, though.

Guess I'm kinda glad I didn't, now? Well if it did I would have never gotten laid, or tried a whole bunch of great drugs, so that's something.
Don't die, people. It'll happen eventually without your input, so just try and do as much cool stuff as possible before then.
Or gain immortality, whatever floats yer boat.   

[hops]

Yeah suicide is kind of weird unless immortality was a choice.

[TheBiggerFish]

Nothing specific. Just general accidents and stuff, Don worry.

*exhales*

[GameBoyBlue]

I was afraid I was not doing something I needed to do. But I couldn't really think of what it was. Equally scary. And fun.

[TheBiggerFish]

Eh?  Eh.

[Yoink]

I hate yet love every one of you wankers.

...I have to, don't I.
*sigh*
Pathos.

This is that kind of feeling you get when someone says a joke so terrible you have to laugh, isn't it?

I don't think so. Honestly that joke is so overused at this point that it's not even worthy of a groan... if it was ever funny to begin with.

[TheBiggerFish]

goto sleep

[Yoink]

Don't sleep, clowns will eat you.     

[IcyTea31]

goto sleep

Wouldn't "gosub sleep" work better, if we want to have a different day tomorrow than today?[/fakeprogrammer]

[Orange Wizard]

Was driving home today on a four-laned road, speed limit 100 kph. I was going ~105. I looked in my mirror and saw this lorry careening down the other lane on my side, going way faster than I was. My car lurched when it went past. I just... jus... how are these drivers still alive?

[Xantalos]

Seven days.
...
Gods. I hope this works out.

[TD1]

Last exam today on Bede and Anglo Saxon England. My mind tells me I'm well prepared. The rest of me tells me I'm a bunny in the headlamps.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Seven days.
...
Gods. I hope this works out.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I have to hand in my term paper in seven days, so I feel you bro.

[Xantalos]

Seven days.
...
Gods. I hope this works out.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I have to hand in my term paper in seven days, so I feel you bro.

Something much less academic, I'll just be asking someone on a date. I'm reasonably confident in my chances of being accepted since there's at least a mite of mutual flirting by this point but it's still nerve-wracking.