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Tawa

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15900 on: March 23, 2016, 02:32:54 pm »

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I've realised anyone with a small degree of determination could probably find out my real name and location.
Honestly, I've probably revealed enough that a concerted effort could pin me down to a small group of people.  Maybe.
If someone was determined enough, they could probably use a bit of malware/social engineering to find your IP, then it's pretty simple from there.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15901 on: March 23, 2016, 03:45:37 pm »

I'm so happy I don't have nightmares like Weaver does.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15902 on: March 25, 2016, 08:41:30 am »



Edit: Oh thank fuck, the problem is solved.
Before I made this post I'd moved everything away from the base of the toilet and given the, er, blockage a few pokes with a toilet brush. It didn't seem to have any effect, but by the time I went back in the water level had gone down somewhat, so I said my prayers and gave it a good ol' flush. The toilet roared, the water rose, and rose, it rose an abnormal amount; almost touching the rim, I was just about shitting myself despite having already just shat out what felt like at least a few litres, but then to my great relief it went back down again.

With a loud, horrible gurgle, the water receded back down the s-bend taking a mass of paper and the unnamed horrors from my posterior with it, leaving only a couple of gnarly skidmarks as evidence of the fierce struggle that had taken place on that shining porcelain battlefield.
A ragged cheer went up; Humanity had been saved and our brave hero lived to fight another day. 

Didn't overflow, didn't have to leave the mess there, didn't have to wake someone up to ask for a plunger. Phew.
That whole ordeal took over an hour at least.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 08:55:25 am by Yoink »
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15903 on: March 25, 2016, 08:30:34 pm »

That's some pretty scary shit. Glad you're okay.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15904 on: March 26, 2016, 02:57:59 am »

Over at a buddy's house for cards, guy decides to leave. I'm parked behind him so I have to move my car. So I back out of the driveway, wait for him to move, and pull back in. All is good.

Just as I turn off the ignition, my passenger door (which was unlocked to get some stuff of the seat) flies open, and I look over to see a blonde girl of about 10-12 halfway in the car who seems to have just realized that she doesn't know me. She leaves, apologizing profusely.

I'm just coming down from the "Oh fuck somebody's trying to steal my car" panic when it hits me that an underage girl tried to get into my car - which is far more terrifying.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15905 on: March 26, 2016, 07:16:15 am »

Well, at least I know where this person lives.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15906 on: March 26, 2016, 10:40:34 am »

Well, at least I know where this person lives.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15907 on: March 26, 2016, 02:50:35 pm »

That's some pretty scary shit. Glad you're okay.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15908 on: March 26, 2016, 02:50:42 pm »

things that scared you today.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15909 on: March 27, 2016, 12:49:52 am »

It's no secret that all waterfowl are out to get you.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15910 on: March 27, 2016, 01:02:58 am »

Hey man, duck. *slaps face* I SAID DUCK! *punches nose* DUCK DAMNIT! I SAID FUCK!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15912 on: March 28, 2016, 07:54:10 am »

So that thing I posted about in the sad thread turned out reasonably well today. I still couldn't work up the nerve to talk to her (gah, I'm -really shy,) but I did get a much less shy mutual friend to introduce me to her next time we're all in the same place together. :D
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15913 on: March 28, 2016, 09:03:41 am »

So that thing I posted about in the sad thread turned out reasonably well today. I still couldn't work up the nerve to talk to her (gah, I'm -really shy,) but I did get a much less shy mutual friend to introduce me to her next time we're all in the same place together. :D
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #15914 on: March 28, 2016, 09:55:32 am »

You can't do it! The world will end! Devils will devour your family! All hope is lost!

Hrm. Sorry, I felt the urge to bring balance to the force.

Ehmmm... go you Taw! You can do it!

P.s. leave a shotgun with your family, they'll need it.
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