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[Rolan7]

Spider crab, spider crab
Does whatever should never be done
What's it like?  We don't know
Cuz we're busy nuking from orbit

Heads up!
Here comes atomic purging!

[Amperzand]

[Avis-Mergulus]

Spider crab, spider crab
Does whatever should never be done
What's it like?  We don't know
Cuz we're busy nuking from orbit

Heads up!
Here comes atomic purging!

Aaaaand sigged... not that it matters anymore, but still.

[hops]

There is a thing practised in western Iran which involved grabbing the bottom of your erect penis and bending the top until a cracking noise is heard.

This is making me scream internally.

FYI that cracking noise is the erectile tissue rupturing. Why do this.

Actually, taqaandan done right is supposed to avoid penile fracture from occurring, as it is supposed to be painless and is the penile equivalent of cracking your knuckles. If your fingers were penises.

[Loud Whispers]

How do you crack a thing that has no knuckles?

[Orange Wizard]

Actually, taqaandan done right is supposed to avoid penile fracture from occurring, as it is supposed to be painless and is the penile equivalent of cracking your knuckles. If your fingers were penises.

Hng

[Loud Whispers]

Dorsal vein rupture after practice of taqaandan, necrotising cavernositis, penile reconstruction, urethroplasty and penile prosthesis implantation.
There is no safe way to practice this, as deliberately rupturing your blood vessels is its design

[Yoink]

Fffffuuuuck off. Fuck right off.
I think I shall be avoiding this thread for a while.

[TempAcc]

Nnnnngh

[hops]

I don't know why I got immune to this sort of cringe. Probably due to getting repeatedly stabbed/smashed/arrowhead/harpooned in the crotch in Happy Wheels.

[Yoink]

I just changed into pyjamas, then as I was walking through the house I caught a whiff of a nasty mildewy smell.
After smelling it a couple of times I remembered about the glass of water I spilled on my floor recently, and this led to a mild panic as I gave my clothes the sniff test. They smell pretty bad (I am overdue to do laundry) but not mildewy. I can't pinpoint that smell at all.

I shall just assume it was one of the myriad horrors the recent party inflicted upon the rest of the house, and remain in my room until someone other than myself hopefully cleans up whatever it is causing the odour. Probably wet towels left in the laundry or something, actually, come to think of it that seems to be the most likely explanation. Still gross, and I hope they're gone by the time I get around to washing my clothes.

[Tiruin]

mhh Probably not something you would've linked to out of context. It's ok for some people because of their exposure or studies but the imagery to most...won't be a nice one.

[TempAcc]

The click they hear is literally the lower penile blood vessels rupturing, which is why it is usualy followed by detumescence of the penis (the blood that would be keeping the erection suddenly looses pressure). Blood vessels have pain receptors though, so I'm wondering just how the hell is this considered painless. Increased chance of penile fracture comes from the fact they're literally ripping their dicks apart bit by bit.
"Why the FUCK would anyone do this?" indeed.

[hops]

Checked out Deep Sleep, Deeper Sleep, and Deepest Sleep.

Well fuck me, I'm a natural lucid dreamer. I guess I'll get possessed by shadow people really fast if they were quasi-real.

[Rolan7]

I can't believe I actually finished those.  I think I kept trying simply because the concept struck close to home, and because I've had somewhat better results confronting those lucid nightmares rather than trying to wake up.  Usually.