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[Yoink]

So mom just came and told me that she's going to drive dad to the nearby hospital because his heart was/is beating unusually.

._________________.

TO SAY THAT I AM WORRIED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

I hope he's fine. Try not to panic.



My own latest Terrified is rather petty by comparison, but... well, I have to go to one of those horrible group appointments with my job agency this afternoon at one. I really should have changed my agency by now, but it's too late, I missed an appointment and I need to attend this one in order to keep getting paid.
Hopefully (if I survive) I won't forget to transfer between agencies this time.

[Shook]

Thanks man. Also, update: Mom came home... And so did dad. He's alive and well, and there were no indications of anything really serious. TO SAY THAT I AM RELIEVED IS pretty accurate, actually, and i'm glad we get to keep him for a while yet. My brain was already starting to make up scenarios for final farewells. :I

ppphhhhhheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

Also also, good luck Yoink!

[Bohandas]

AAAAAAAAAAGH, FUCK NO

I wanna smash that bloody thing with a sledgehammer.

What even is the point of that? What possible use could it have?

[Orange Wizard]

Training parents, I guess?

[Eric Blank]

Freaking people the fuck out, or psychological testing

[Arx]

AAAAAAAAAAGH, FUCK NO

I wanna smash that bloody thing with a sledgehammer.

What even is the point of that? What possible use could it have?

Why would you need a use for it?

[Rolan7]

Those weird, sorta useless classes where you had to carry a bag of flour around all day pretending it was a baby?
This way the bag of flour can crawl off things and totally scar you for life.

Though clearly those classes are obsolete.  Thanks to... modern video games!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0CtU8_Den0

[BlackHeartKabal]

Browsing an article and in the middle of it is some screwed up, godawful picture of a scaly looking baby with cracked, hard skin that looked like it was bleeding. Total going to help with the insomnia.

[DeKaFu]

Browsing an article and in the middle of it is some screwed up, godawful picture of a scaly looking baby with cracked, hard skin that looked like it was bleeding. Total going to help with the insomnia.

Harlequin Ichthyosis?
What kind of article was it? :/

[BlackHeartKabal]

Browsing an article and in the middle of it is some screwed up, godawful picture of a scaly looking baby with cracked, hard skin that looked like it was bleeding. Total going to help with the insomnia.

Harlequin Ichthyosis?
What kind of article was it? :/

An article about depression and suicide.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I have a math exam tomorrow oh god whyyyy.

[Jopax]

Job interview starting now.

*EVERYBODY PANIC*

[Yoink]

* Yoink does his best to flail about in a panic, but only manages a bit of an apprehensive shudder.

I feel like my stomach is going to split at the seams. This is dangerously close to a literal food coma. Well, it feels that way, at least.

[Orange Wizard]

I feel like my stomach is going to split at the seams. This is dangerously close to a literal food coma. Well, it feels that way, at least.

I think it's time to bust into the emergency rations. How long do you think you have until someone notices your flatmates missing?

[scriver]

Food coma is when youve eaten too much, OW.