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[Rolan7]

I've only heard "the owner", or maybe "proprietor" yeah.

[Loud Whispers]

Been reading about the accounts written after divers perished from various circumstances. Live man goes down, they pull up his line and it's a corpse. Worst one is the man who on a body recovery dive got entangled in the body bag and the light wires.

[Yoink]

SHIT!
Just went to clean my teeth only to realise I left my toothbrush in the bathroom, where my disgusting housemates (and especially that repulsive excuse for humanity I call the lodger) cavort about daily in their own filth. I'm not even sure how long it's been there, could have been a whole day since I haven't been brushing my teeth as often whilst I've been sick.

My teeth will probably rot out of my skull before I get a chance to buy a new toothbrush (they don't sell proper toothbrushes in this state). D:

[SirQuiamus]

AAAAAAAAAAGH, FUCK NO

I wanna smash that bloody thing with a sledgehammer.

[Graknorke]

AAAAAAAAAAGH, FUCK NO

I wanna smash that bloody thing with a sledgehammer.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail-upgrade it...

[Shadowlord]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/22/world/americas/zika-virus-may-be-linked-to-surge-in-rare-syndrome-in-brazil.html?partner=msft_msn

If it wasn't for modern medicine, that would almost certainly be fatal.

[IronTomato]

Car turned sideways and slid, then stopped facing backwards while my brother was drving us and his friend home because he tried to turn a >90 degree corner withour slowing down.

[Shadowlord]

He forgot to use the handbrake, didn't he? #justkidding

[IronTomato]

He forgot to use the handbrake, didn't he? #justkidding

We were starting to drift about halfway into the turn, him trying to step on the brakes to re-stabilize was what I'm assuming sent us sliding.

Unless you're trying to make a joke about vidya, in which case fuq u

[Amperzand]

AAAAAAAAAAGH, FUCK NO

I wanna smash that bloody thing with a sledgehammer.

oh god what no

end it

[Reudh]

SHIT!
Just went to clean my teeth only to realise I left my toothbrush in the bathroom, where my disgusting housemates (and especially that repulsive excuse for humanity I call the lodger) cavort about daily in their own filth. I'm not even sure how long it's been there, could have been a whole day since I haven't been brushing my teeth as often whilst I've been sick.

My teeth will probably rot out of my skull before I get a chance to buy a new toothbrush (they don't sell proper toothbrushes in this state). D:

you need to hang out with real people

[Spehss _]

AAAAAAAAAAGH, FUCK NO

I wanna smash that bloody thing with a sledgehammer.

IT WAS FINE UNTIL THEY PUT SKIN ON IT

_{^{Why would you ruin a robot aesthetic with something as barbaric as skin. It's not even chrome.}}

[Orange Wizard]

My teeth will probably rot out of my skull before I get a chance to buy a new toothbrush (they don't sell proper toothbrushes in this state). D:

If it's any consolation, I often forget to brush my teeth, and haven't been to a dentist in... what, ten years? People comment on how nice my teeth are (which is really awkward because I hate people looking at my mouth/face).
Hang on, that's not consolation, that's just me bragging. Um. Listen, your teeth will probably be fine. You can have a couple of mine if they're not.

[Orange Wizard]

AAAAAAAAAAGH, FUCK NO

It occurs to me that robot baby probably isn't all that difficult. How many functions does the AI need, anyway? Cry, flail, eat, vomit, poop, sleep... I think that's basically it.

[Orange Wizard]

Ohshit that wasn't the edit button

E: How the hell did I make the same mistake twice? Today is not my day.