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[Loud Whispers]

I've just had a situation with a girl that decided that since I normally am friendly and don't look threatening, she can treat me like shit (spoiler alert: wrong), so I'm not 100% objective here ATM, but still.

nice^tm

[Graknorke]

why would you marry someone like that in the first place though

Sometimes people act a certain way and then when things change they act a different way.

[Helgoland]

A simile (?) for that: Imagine looking at a beautiful person, in profile. And then they turn their head and you see the other side of their face is completely burned up, with nothing but scar tissue left.

[Orange Wizard]

That would be an analogy. I think.

[Graknorke]

Doesn't apply cuz scars are cool. Being confrontational and borderline (or otherwise i guess) abusive isn't.

[hops]

Doesn't apply cuz scars are cool. Being confrontational and borderline (or otherwise i guess) abusive isn't.

But what if you married Scar?

[sprinkled chariot]

Religious islamic mum finding muh Richard Dawkins book 

[SaberToothTiger]

Just how religious are we talking here?

[Loud Whispers]

Religious islamic mum finding muh Richard Dawkins book 

Just say you're refuting Dawkins

[Bauglir]

the "know thy enemy" lie is a useful one, if you think you can swing it, but it works best if you take the initiative instead of waiting for the thing to be discovered

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Distract her by claiming Dawkins has caused you to see the light of Mormonism. Use her abject disbelief as prep time and flee to Svalbard for the remainder of your life.

[Bohandas]

Married people tend to live longer and happier for a reason, after all.

More likely to have someone around to call for an Ambulance?

I'd be willing to wager money that that's probably the biggest part of it.

Religious islamic mum finding muh Richard Dawkins book 

Maybe tell her you carry it around so people won't think you're an ISIS sympathizer

[sprinkled chariot]

Just how religious are we talking here?

Well, pretty much religious, but it is not like the version of islam with  grandgrandad  reading Quran every day and trying to give 20 % of his income to those less lucky  then him.
It is more about :
Not knowing anything about islam at all.
I have supreme understanding of life, u no nothin, u get ur knowledge from bad literature, you are not conservative, you dont like traditional values, those people, they dont get value of religion. I am always right. 
All your problems in life are because of your lack of faith. ( somehow using her own logic and implying, that your problems with own children are not my fault, as it is how Allah wants things to be ends up with rants about me making  foul blasphemies)
You should have gone for theology degree
Constantly attributing quote ,,Beat your children in their youth so you dont get ashamed, when they grow up" to Peter the great, implying that great man dont tells shit.(I could never find the source of this quote however)

[Graknorke]

You should have gone for theology degree

Oh. I'm sorry to hear you have to deal with that.

[Orange Wizard]

Constantly attributing quote ,,Beat your children in their youth so you dont get ashamed, when they grow up" to Peter the great, implying that great man dont tells shit.(I could never find the source of this quote however)

There's a passage like that in the Bible (basically "discipline your children so they don't grow up to be colossal dickweeds"), but I can't remember if it was Peter or Paul or someone else, and I have no idea if Peter the Great is the same as the apostle Peter.

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You should have gone for theology degree

Oh. I'm sorry to hear you have to deal with that.

Though to be fair, theology is a pretty worthless degree unless you're going through seminary.