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[My Name is Immaterial]

Getting on a flight and realizing that a sizable number of people are holding small children.

turn off phone now pls

I only need to turn it to airplane mode now, but yes.

Getting on a flight and realizing that a sizable number of people are holding small children.

Your avatar seems fitting for what's about to happen.

ikr

[Loud Whispers]

At this junction in your life consider ethanolic meditation

[Yoink]

Getting on a flight and realizing that a sizable number of people are holding small children.

May whatever gods are watching have mercy on you. Yikes.
That sort of thing should really not be legal... parents with noisy babies/children should ride in the cargo hold if at all.

[Calidovi]

Getting on a flight and realizing that a sizable number of people are holding small children.

May whatever gods are watching have mercy on you. Yikes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

GOD FEARS THE CHILDREN TOO

[My Name is Immaterial]

A seven year old boy and his mother sat next to me.

He did nothing but recite dinosaur facts. For the entire flight.

If I never hear that the Stegosaurus lived in the Late Jurassic, ate plants and defended itself with a spiky tail, it'll be too soon.

The gods were merciful; it was only an hour long flight.

[Shadowlord]

You know, I've forgotten all of those.

[Orange Wizard]

Huh. I guess it's kinda sad that all my dinosaur knowledge was replaced with anime and vidja games.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Let me warn you, friends, sometimes the price of knowledge is too high. Too high.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Yeah, ever since I've learnt about electric motors, I've felt slightly less safe around them.

[Orange Wizard]

Let me warn you, friends, sometimes the price of knowledge is too high. Too high.

1) Small child enthusiastically reciting dinosaur facts
2) Overweight neckbearded dude watching YuruYuri and occasionally making "squee" sounds

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I for one would be pleased to discuss dinosaurs for an hour, even with a disgusting child.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Let me warn you, friends, sometimes the price of knowledge is too high. Too high.

1) Small child enthusiastically reciting dinosaur facts
2) Overweight neckbearded dude watching YuruYuri and occasionally making "squee" sounds

That's like comparing apples and pears.
I'd still choose 1 any day.

I for one would be pleased to discuss dinosaurs for an hour, even with a disgusting child.

Perhaps actually talking to him would have made the experience more palatable. Something for the next time, then.

[Tiruin]

A seven year old boy and his mother sat next to me.

He did nothing but recite dinosaur facts. For the entire flight.

If I never hear that the Stegosaurus lived in the Late Jurassic, ate plants and defended itself with a spiky tail, it'll be too soon.

The gods were merciful; it was only an hour long flight.

But...this is nice ._.
How is it terrifying? D: I did the same before at that age. And studying that kind of history is amazing considering the many branches of knowledge you'll be looking into for that.

[My Name is Immaterial]

It's part two of my terror, continued from the page before.

Getting on a flight and realizing that a sizable number of people are holding small children.

It was my fears realized. His chatter was rather incessant.

[Tiruin]

I have remembered the name of one of the things I watched as a child.

Watership Down.

Hello memories. .-. Still love how my imagination worked. Still love how it is now.
_{Shadow Rabbit.}

x_x

The book was better.