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[My Name is Immaterial]

I was just playing some Skyrim instead of working on my homework, and after backstabbing a bandit, the game suddenly glitched out. The sound started to play highly distorted, high pitched sounds like people screaming over a bad radio broadcast. I feel like I'm in a creepypasta.

[Tawa]

Don't worry.
Ah, I'm sure it's nothing.
Man, that's just silly.
Nah, it's nothing to get worked up about.

You shouldn't focus on it too much.
Oh, aren't Elder Scrolls games
usually kinda glitchy like that?

To be honest, I think it sounds pretty silly
of you to think about it that way.

How could you
even think that you're in a creepypasta?
Like, there's no way that that's even possible. Creepypastas aren't real. For the
love of God, man! Don't worry yourself like that.

[hops]

I spent a while trying to find if that rhymes.

[Rolan7]

I was just playing some Skyrim instead of working on my homework, and after backstabbing a bandit, the game suddenly glitched out. The sound started to play highly distorted, high pitched sounds like people screaming over a bad radio broadcast. I feel like I'm in a creepypasta.

One time my brother and I were listening to Weird Al's horoscope song and the computer locked up.  Which caused the sound to loop.  I swear this is true, the looped clip was ", you stupid freak".

Being literally immature kids, we nearly died laughing.

I guess it could have been scary but it wasn't, sorry

[Amperzand]

In a similar vein, my DF game once crashed so hard my entire screen became ASCII fractals while looping one note of the theme song. It was amazing.

[Lord Shonus]

Turkey has announced that they have fired upon and shot down a Russian Su-24 fighter, citing multiple deliberate border violations. This is the first time since the 1950s that a NATO member has openly fired on a Russian military asset.

[Orange Wizard]

"Europe today is a powder keg and the leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal … A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all … I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where … Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans will set it off."

Although Turkey is technically Anatolia, I suppose.

...

Hopefully that's not close enough.

[TheBiggerFish]

Ohhh geez.

[Shadowlord]

Russia, of course, says that they can prove that it was still in Syria. Also, reportedly Syrian turkmen insurgents have found one of their pilots and said he is dead, and they're looking for the other.

[Bauglir]

interview over phone

on the plus side, i didn't have to dress up

on the down side, i had no nice clothes and body language to distract from my cripplingly awkward speech patterns

[KingofstarrySkies]

I almost fell on my way home from school. As in, slippyslidey loudly yelling "Oh shit oh shit".

[Spehss _]

"Europe today is a powder keg and the leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal … A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all … I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where … Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans will set it off."

...isn't that a quote from shortly before WWII started?

[Tawa]

WWI.

[hops]

WOWIE

[Orange Wizard]

Objective's new avatar is terrifying.