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[TheBiggerFish]

itisnotlogical is an aye-aye.

None of this conversation is terrifying. I am disappoint, guys.

The inevitable entropic heat death of the universe.

TPPA

Donald Trump wins the election!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TD1]

Nigel Farage becomes president of the United States of America!

[GiglameshDespair]

Nigel Farage becomes president of the United States of America!

And marries Donald Trump, combining their powers.

[Descan]

Gay marriage turns you into Voltron, more at 11.

[Graknorke]

Nigel Farage becomes president of the United States of America!

And marries Donald Trump, combining their powers.

Pretty sure you need 5 planeteers. We could add in Tony Abbott pretty easily, but who would the rest be? Theresa May?

[RedKing]

Gay marriage turns you into Voltron, more at 11.

I'll be your Black Lion any day.

[Xantalos]

Cake day tomorrow! And all I have to do is make it through the day.

With someone I'm unfortunately in love with.

Without telling her.

And I'm gonna be at least slightly tipsy because she wants me to drink now that I'm legal and I'm incapable of refusing her.

Just don't say it.

Yep.



Yeah imma die

[Sirus]

Cake day tomorrow! And all I have to do is make it through the day.

With someone I'm unfortunately in love with.

Without telling her.

And I'm gonna be at least slightly tipsy because she wants me to drink now that I'm legal and I'm incapable of refusing her.

Just don't say it.

Yep.



Yeah imma die

Orrrrr maybe it'll all turn out really well and she'll reciprocate and stuff

[Yoink]

Either way, you're old enough to legally drink! Whooo!
So if things turn out well, you can celebrate properly! And if things turn out poorly, you can drown your sorrows in something other than blackcurrant juice! Win/win.

[ArKFallen]

Cake day tomorrow! And all I have to do is make it through the day.

With someone I'm unfortunately in love with.

Without telling her.

And I'm gonna be at least slightly tipsy because she wants me to drink now that I'm legal and I'm incapable of refusing her.

Just don't say it.

Yep.



Yeah imma die

Orrrrr maybe it'll all turn out really well and she'll reciprocate and stuff

If this is the same person he doesn't want to even have these feelings for in the first place...I'm dubious reciprocation would be a positive outcome.

[Xantalos]

Yeah the thing is she's been in a happy relationship for about three years now. Don't wanna cause the fustercluck that'd be the result of reciprocation.

Also she's said she'd totally date me if she weren't in a relationship but again, three years and running.

[hops]

And kids, this is why you are polyamorous.

Or well, at least I am. I know my boyfriend isn't exactly comfortable with it and I feel bad about putting him through that buuuuuuut I kind of like a lot of people in the squishy and crushy way.

[Xantalos]

Seems a useful thing.

Though I've only ever actually been attracted to two people, and judging from how my thought patterns go I'm a one-attraction-at-a-time type person. Don't even have a choice in who, either. Not a conscious one anyway.

[itisnotlogical]

I find a lot of people attractive physically; I think there's beauty to admire in a lot of body types and fashions that aren't exactly mainstream or even niche, and people have passionately disagreed and argued with me about that. It's finding somebody emotionally attractive that I have a problem with.

Not that I'm too picky; far from it, I develop crushes easily. Anybody that pays a certain amount of attention to me comes under consideration, to varying degrees. Before I gained some emotional intelligence and experienced a "serious" relationship, I wondered why I was suddenly falling in love with everybody as I entered high school and went through puberty. If I'm honest, it's been problematic to say the least.

The thing is that you can't help who you're attracted to, sexually or emotionally. You find certain things attractive about people, and the world keeps turning.

[Xantalos]

Ah well, I've set myself a bunch of 'don't do it dumbass' alerts set to go off at about the time I'll likely be drinking, so that's about all I can do.
Eh, s'not the literal end of the world if I fail, just a big period of turbulence.