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[Orange Wizard]

Are you kidding? Flying pizzas are almost identical to FLYING FUCKING SAUCERS, and them's aliens, son! Aliens ain't got no time for your shit.

[Calidovi]

Are you kidding? Flying pizzas are almost identical to FLYING FUCKING SAUCERS, and them's aliens, son! Aliens ain't got no time for your shit.

so
when we eat pizza
are we eating aliens
are we committing genocide
against creatures we never knew
duuuude

[Orange Wizard]

To be fair, they kinda brought it upon themselves for being such delicious vegetables.

[hops]

This is also probably why lobsters aren't the dominant race of Earth despite being immortal.

[Tiruin]

Use deo spray and a lighter.

Not the sink ._.
I mean, they're totally OK and all.
They're just so many.

So. Bloody. Many. Tiny. Spiderlings.

* Tiruin shivers hhhhhhhh

Fire. Fire solves everything.
That, or like, a spray that just instakills bugs. Gas the little buggers!

Talked to my kuya (big brother) about it. He said don't mind them.
When he checked the area...he noted how 'few' there were. And then humorously remarked how they must've gone everywhere.

...Why this post is relevant is because I had a nightmare on all the spiders. Scuttling on me. They're all friendly though and didn't bite but...nhhhhhhh. I did not. Sleep. Well. (Double-edged sword part of my very vivid dreams -.-)

But am totally ok from all that.

[Calidovi]

Use deo spray and a lighter.

Not the sink ._.
I mean, they're totally OK and all.
They're just so many.

So. Bloody. Many. Tiny. Spiderlings.

* Tiruin shivers hhhhhhhh

Fire. Fire solves everything.
That, or like, a spray that just instakills bugs. Gas the little buggers!

hey're all friendly though and didn't bite

Talk to the dream spiders. Joke about airline food and retro vidya.

[Tiruin]

Talk to the dream spiders. Joke about airline food and retro vidya.

I was..too busy cringing >_>
Even if I -knew- it was a dream (ok...got a 'hint' it was a dream from the silliness some spiders were like, but it still made me cringe all over. Must improve awareness that way.)

But yeah. Terrified. Because I thought it was real. Because I couldn't escape said dream.

[Tawa]

D'aww, loOHMYGOD

[SalmonGod]

Oh shit.

Congratulations, you just convinced me to abandon my aspirations of moving to the pacific northwest

[miauw62]

Went to sleep in a room in the house we rented in France. Heard something fly over my head and fall somewhere else. Turned on the light and saw some disgusting bug. I went to sleep in another room with a bed that's too small for me.

[Orange Wizard]

Was it a Frenchman?

[hops]

Silly OW, only French children can fly.

[Yoink]

Oh fuck it's 5 PM, I need to get my shit together aaaaaaahh.

[Calidovi]

Silly OW, only French children can fly.

So is the reason why Frenchies exist? To fulfill the human desire to fly?

[Loud Whispers]

Silly OW, only French children can fly.

So is the reason why Frenchies exist? To fulfill the human desire to fly?

They were the first hot air ballooners for a reason, they seek the skyward baguette