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[Calidovi]

Is fucking with moose gals acceptable, then? inb4 furry jokes

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[MonkeyHead]

Exhaust fell off car at 70 mph in a tunnel.

MUCH LOUDNESS AND CLANGBANGCLANK.

[Loud Whispers]

I've been in a car that was going downhill whilst the wheels all fell off

[martinuzz]

Exhaust fell off car at 70 mph in a tunnel.

MUCH LOUDNESS AND CLANGBANGCLANK.

Dit you look behind you if you killed someone with it? Flying exhausts are pretty lethal to drivers behind you.

[Magistrum]

Dit you look behind you if you killed someone with it? Flying exhausts are pretty lethal to drivers behind you.

Remember:
Motorcycles = 1 point;
Pedestrians = 5 points;
Cars = 10 Points;
SUVs = 15.

[MonkeyHead]

Dit you look behind you if you killed someone with it? Flying exhausts are pretty lethal to drivers behind you.

Remember:
Motorcycles = 1 point;
Pedestrians = 5 points;
Cars = 10 Points;
SUVs = 15.

I scored 0 points. How disappointing.

[GiglameshDespair]

Dit you look behind you if you killed someone with it? Flying exhausts are pretty lethal to drivers behind you.

Remember:
Motorcycles = 1 point;
Pedestrians = 5 points;
Cars = 10 Points;
SUVs = 15.

Bonus points if you create an orphan.

[EnigmaticHat]

Dit you look behind you if you killed someone with it? Flying exhausts are pretty lethal to drivers behind you.

Remember:
Motorcycles = 1 point;
Pedestrians = 5 points;
Cars = 10 Points;
SUVs = 15.

So the lives of motorcyclists are 5x less valuable than those of pedestrians.  I'm okay with this.  Can ordinary bikers be worth half a point?

[Tiruin]

Monsoons! \o/

What's awe inspiring and terrifying is the lightning.
Early hours of the morning, amidst the constant rhythm of rain, lightning illuminates the skies.

And it is awesome.
...The thunder afterwards and the trees topplin' over due to strong rains, not so much. ._.

[Eric Blank]

And me, I like the vibrations.

Tiruin you need to bottle the thunder and ship it to us.

Bottled thunder would be an interesting thing for sure.

[Magistrum]

So the lives of motorcyclists are 5x less valuable than those of pedestrians.  I'm okay with this.  Can ordinary bikers be worth half a point?

No, no, you see, motorcyclists go at high speed and without protection, so it's just too easy to take down those. You need more momentum to take down a pedestrian. Ordinary bikers are probably between both, unless they are wearing that goofy bike helmet.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Dit you look behind you if you killed someone with it? Flying exhausts are pretty lethal to drivers behind you.

Remember:
Motorcycles = 1 point;
Pedestrians = 5 points;
Cars = 10 Points;
SUVs = 15.

So the lives of motorcyclists are 5x less valuable than those of pedestrians.  I'm okay with this.  Can ordinary bikers be worth half a point?

my father is a motorcyclist you son of a hamster

[Calidovi]

Dit you look behind you if you killed someone with it? Flying exhausts are pretty lethal to drivers behind you.

Remember:
Motorcycles = 1 point;
Pedestrians = 5 points;
Cars = 10 Points;
SUVs = 15.

So the lives of motorcyclists are 5x less valuable than those of pedestrians.  I'm okay with this.  Can ordinary bikers be worth half a point?

my father is a motorcyclist you son of a hamster

AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Good, someone got that reference. Phew!

[SalmonGod]

So the lives of motorcyclists are 5x less valuable than those of pedestrians.  I'm okay with this.  Can ordinary bikers be worth half a point?

No, no, you see, motorcyclists go at high speed and without protection, so it's just too easy to take down those.

Good ones go with protection, and can dodge projectiles.