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[Spehss _]

YES THERE'S A GODDAMN SUMMER

Spoiler: summer in canada (click to show/hide)

That image is inaccurate. It's missing the hordes of bloodthirsty canadian meese mooses moosi moose.

[Frumple]

It's not, actually. Everyone knows their outer covering melts in the summer and they turn invisible. That entire picture is plastered with them -- the actual reason the person's sweating is because they're surrounded by invisible murdermoose.

[Mr. Strange]

Spoiler: moose migrating to the never thawning interior canada (click to show/hide)

[Calidovi]

Spoiler: moose migrating to the never thawning interior canada (click to show/hide)

Moosesesesesesssess are surprisingly fast.

[Eric Blank]

Which is an excellent reason not to look at them funny. Because they WILL kill you for it.

[Greiger]

Yep, never going to Canada. 

It's as heavy as and as fast as a sedan.  Except this one is offroad, sentient, and likely thinks pedestrians are worth points.

Though on the plus side, coat hanger comes standard.

[NullForceOmega]

...It isn't like moose only live in Canada, they range down through the Appalacian and Rocky Mountains as well.

[Frumple]

True, but those areas have enough guns and crazy mountain people to do something about the rampaging invisible death moose when the time comes. Not worried about the speeding murderbeasts in those areas, worried about the armed people jumped up on bad moonshine.

[Eric Blank]

Actually, you should be concerned about both. Or any combination thereof.

[scrdest]

Yep, never going to Canada. 

It's as heavy as and as fast as a sedan.  Except this one is offroad, sentient, and likely thinks pedestrians are worth points.

Though on the plus side, coat hanger comes standard.

That's not a coat hanger.

That's a trophy rack.

[KingofstarrySkies]

YES THERE'S A GODDAMN SUMMER

Spoiler: summer in canada (click to show/hide)

That image is inaccurate. It's missing the hordes of bloodthirsty canadian meese mooses moosi moose.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHahahahahah so goddamn clever wow

[Spehss _]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHahahahahah so goddamn clever wow

<3

I was just trying to be funny, man. I have nothing against Canada. Except the mosquitoes. But I hate mosquitoes everywhere.

I can't help making a crack about the horrors of moosekind after reading about C:DDA shenanigans though.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I know, I was also making a joke. ;3
No but really don't fuck with moose guys

[Eric Blank]

This is sound advice for dealing with any animal above 50% of your own mass, and plenty of animals significantly smaller than that. If they feel like it, they will fuck you up. So don't give them a reason to, and pray they aren't just in a bad mood when they see you.

[Orange Wizard]

Is fucking with moose gals acceptable, then? inb4 furry jokes