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[scriver]

More chance of them reading it in sigtext than just leaving it languishing here.

Nah, the chance is exactly the same.

[TD1]

If you contain a link to the sig text post, allowing people to hop there whenever they want, then at least one more person than otherwise will see it. And that one more person you can be certain of is me. Of course, there are others who would as well.

Plus, at the very least you would have the quote in two threads. Seems that should increase the chance somewhat.

[Bohandas]

Noticed some kind of unusual bump near my navel, a little below and to the right. It's probably some kind of zit or something, but I can[t help worrying that it might be some kind of cyst or tumor or something.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh dear God, GOD NO! DESTROY THIS GOMORRAH! NURGLE SAVE ME FROM THIS ROT! I PROMISE TO FREE THE JEWS IF YOU RELEASE ME FROM THIS PLAGUE!

*Fat Swedish tenant just moved out. Turns out, she'd been using everything as a live-in rubbish tip.

A live-in rubbish tip.

The flies, the smells, the lingering noxious air of mould, death and decay... It was the Swedes. They said it couldn't be but it was the Swedes all along, curse you and your Smorgasborg assimilating bastards...

The room is clean but clean in the sense of ostensibly clean and cleared of incendiary components. It's not yet habitable, and to walk into it is to know why you should fear the night and praise the holocaustic powers of bleach. Things live there now, things I'm not sure existed before the Swedes arrived.

[TD1]

The Swedes are a plague on us all.

The UN should exterminate them.

[Orange Wizard]

We don't need to go that far. I mean, Denmark is right there, desperate to reclaim rightful Skåne clay...

[Loud Whispers]

We don't need to go that far. I mean, Denmark is right there, desperate to reclaim rightful Skåne clay...

In the end it must come down to Iceland, Norway, Finland and Denmark vs Sweden in Eurovision deathmode

[IcyTea31]

Eurovision deathmode

I'm not quite sure if that means what I think it means, but where can I buy tickets to it?

[TD1]

In Sweden.

[Calidovi]

Something tells me they're all going to play Dota to see who the victor is.

[Loud Whispers]

I swear these Swedish spores must be getting to me because for a moment I was convinced that when I turned around after making two mugs of tea for myself that there was someone in the corridor who wanted to kill me or take my tea. It was just my shadow on the door, but it's midnight and there are no lights on. What cast that shadow? Was it Sweden?!!
I sleep tonight with the door fastened shut, and a rotten shark outside to ward off Swedes.

[Rubidium]

I got absolutely terrified when my neighbor's dog bit me! Well, it's kind of my fault... I made it angry.


Yes, it was today. I was just hanging out when he bit me on the arm. I think I have rabies.


I hope that I survive. I don't own pets, and that's why I'm so terrified.


Good thing is, that I paid a visit to the hospital. I think I'll feel alright. 

[Calidovi]

I got absolutely terrified when my neighbor's dog bit me! Well, it's kind of my fault... I made it angry.


Yes, it was today. I was just hanging out when he bit me on the arm. I think I have rabies.


I hope that I survive. I don't own pets, and that's why I'm so terrified.


Good thing is, that I paid a visit to the hospital. I think I'll feel alright. 

Stay safe, and don't look at microphotographs of the rabies virus.

[Rubidium]

I got absolutely terrified when my neighbor's dog bit me! Well, it's kind of my fault... I made it angry.


Yes, it was today. I was just hanging out when he bit me on the arm. I think I have rabies.


I hope that I survive. I don't own pets, and that's why I'm so terrified.


Good thing is, that I paid a visit to the hospital. I think I'll feel alright. 

Stay safe, and don't look at microphotographs of the rabies virus.

I've seen them before... they're terrifying too!

[Levi]

We are all going to starve to death because we are killing the bees.