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[KingofstarrySkies]

where did you hide the drugs

[Yoink]

where did you hide the bodies

FTFY

[Graknorke]

If you know the answer to one you know the answer to the other.

[hops]

I, too, like snorting dead people.

[Bohandas]

Not sure where to put this and I don't feel like making a discussion thread for something so far removed from myself, so I'll put it here because it's saddening.

[Sirus]

The job I applied for is running a criminal background check. I know there's nothing to find, but this is something that hasn't been done before, and it worries me a bit anyway.

There's really nothing to worry about. I've had to get a couple of background checks done and there's basically no involvement on your part.

[Lord Shonus]

The job I applied for is running a criminal background check. I know there's nothing to find, but this is something that hasn't been done before, and it worries me a bit anyway.

There's really nothing to worry about. I've had to get a couple of background checks done and there's basically no involvement on your part.

I'm mostly worried about them contacting my previous employers, the local management of one of which was composed of evil and vindictive assholes that kicked me out for fraudulent reasons because they saw me as a threat to their position. I've long suspected (but have no way to prove, else I'd already have launched a slander/libel suit) that my long chain of "abort halfway through the hiring process" was related to the HR of the new place calling them and getting fed bullshit.

[Yoink]

The 'get out of the warm shower cubicle into the frigid bathroom' experience was especially awful today.
And I intend on going out into the night to enjoy myself. I think I'll have to forgo the outfit I was planning on wearing and wear my large, bulky, slightly smelly cargo jacket instead, lest I risk dying of exposure. :< Then again, maybe if I play my cards right I can spend most of the evening indoors in warm places with a strong alcoholic beverage in hand...

I think I might need a shot or two before I dare venture outside.

[McDonald]

I was riding my bike through a forest. I stopped to drink, when I heard something like a scream turning into a loud inhalation, coming from everywhere at once. It lasted about 20 seconds. Noped right out of there.

[Graknorke]

Wind or industrial activity? Sounds like one of those two things.

Or maybe it's Polish ghosts. Those exist right?

[Loud Whispers]

I was riding my bike through a forest. I stopped to drink, when I heard something like a scream turning into a loud inhalation, coming from everywhere at once. It lasted about 20 seconds. Noped right out of there.

Skinwalkers

[Spehss _]

I was riding my bike through a forest. I stopped to drink, when I heard something like a scream turning into a loud inhalation, coming from everywhere at once. It lasted about 20 seconds. Noped right out of there.

Skinwalkers

Manbearpig

[Loud Whispers]

I was riding my bike through a forest. I stopped to drink, when I heard something like a scream turning into a loud inhalation, coming from everywhere at once. It lasted about 20 seconds. Noped right out of there.

Skinwalkers

Manbearpig

French doggers

[kaenneth]

I was riding my bike through a forest. I stopped to drink, when I heard something like a scream turning into a loud inhalation, coming from everywhere at once. It lasted about 20 seconds. Noped right out of there.

Skinwalkers

Manbearpig

French doggers

Nazi ghost pirates

[scrdest]

I was riding my bike through a forest. I stopped to drink, when I heard something like a scream turning into a loud inhalation, coming from everywhere at once. It lasted about 20 seconds. Noped right out of there.

As a more serious (but still hella weird) answer...

Foxes. Fox cries are hella weird and have been mistaken for people screaming several times.