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[Worldmaster27]

Mary had a little lamb.

Note, this isn't me reading this.

3spoopy5me

Edit: I've now terrified a friend with this. Happy birthday, [friend]!

[Orange Wizard]

Mary had a little lamb.

Note, this isn't me reading this.

Meh.

[Spehss _]

Mary had a little lamb.

Note, this isn't me reading this.

Meh.

Well I got chills from it at least. This was a reading some imgur dude did of some oc creepy poem someone on reddit made of the nursery rhyme. I thought it was a good reading of it.

[Orange Wizard]

It's definitely a good reading, but I didn't think the poem itself was quite so good.

[~Neri]

Spider in bathroom. Nobody around to kill it. Will use other bathroom till someone is around to kill it for me.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Why would you want to kill it...?

[~Neri]

Spiders are evil when they are within two rooms of me. They are adorable when they are further away. Therefore kill.

[Orange Wizard]

Why would you want to kill it...?

To set an example to the others.

[DreamCarver]

Spiders are evil when they are within two rooms of me. They are adorable when they are further away. Therefore kill.

My tolerance is better than yours, I can usually let them get to about a meter from me before I start to freak. Lets me throw a shoe at it or something.

Additionally, if your picture of a spider was taken closer than a foot away from the beastie, I want nothing to do with it. I just googled arachnophobia and the first thing I see is a spider on somebody's arm. I cmnd-w'd so freaking fast.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

My tolerance is way better than either of yours. I can get right up to the spider, before puttin it on a spoon or brush or broom handle or whatever and chucking it out of the house.

[~Neri]

My tolerance is way better than either of yours. I can get right up to the spider, before puttin it on a spoon or brush or broom handle or whatever and chucking it out of the house.

Eeeech.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

My tolerance is way better than either of yours. I can get right up to the spider, before puttin it on a spoon or brush or broom handle or whatever and chucking it out of the house.

Eeeech.

All life is precious, my young Padawan. Remember this lesson, lest I smack you over the head with a broom.

[DreamCarver]

My tolerance is way better than either of yours. I can get right up to the spider, before puttin it on a spoon or brush or broom handle or whatever and chucking it out of the house.

I can do that if it's small/hairless. Otherwise, I am not getting near the thing.

My personal favorite disposal method is plastic cup + piece of paper underneath. That way I can see it and know for sure that it is contained and hasn't slipped away and ONTO ME OH GOD NO.

[Orange Wizard]

That's just a cop-out answer. The real answer is that you're too much of pansy to squish the eight-legged bastards.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

That's just a cop-out answer. The real answer is that you're too much of pansy to squish the eight-legged bastards.

That's not very Jesus-like, though, is it?