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[McDonald]

Had a dream where I was on a skateboard, jumped on a ramp and started flying upwards. Floated 50m off the ground and started falling. The ground slowly coming towards me scared me so much I woke up almost screaming at 6 am. D:

[hops]

Had a dream where I was on a skateboard, jumped on a ramp and started flying upwards. Floated 50m off the ground and started falling. The ground slowly coming towards me scared me so much I woke up almost screaming at 6 am. D:

And there it goes.

It is RIDICULOUS what kind of air this thing is getting. Dude come get the ruler check this out.

Wait, it's falling back.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

What would the ruler do? Were they going to plant that in the ground to grow a ruler Reed tall enough to measure the skateboard?
Because doing that requires commitment, man, you can't just grow a Ruler Reed.

[ggamer]

Had a dream where I was on a skateboard, jumped on a ramp and started flying upwards. Floated 50m off the ground and started falling. The ground slowly coming towards me scared me so much I woke up almost screaming at 6 am. D:

And there it goes.

It is RIDICULOUS what kind of air this thing is getting. Dude come get the ruler check this out.

Wait, it's falling back.

ppfffffheh~

I like it

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I almost told my mom I considered myself a girl today, but cowardice.
I got up early and asked her to cut my hair, and she asked what I did with her son...

Also she almost slit my throat when I was getting my hair cut because I had a panic tremor and she was holding a blade near my head.

[4maskwolf]

I almost told my mom I considered myself a girl today, but cowardice.
I got up early and asked her to cut my hair, and she asked what I did with her son...

Oh that explains why you look like a guy in your pictures on the photo share thread.

Jeebus almost getting your throat slit does sound terrifying...

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Jeebus almost getting your throat slit does sound terrifying...

Eh, it's progress? Reacting to 1 of the 4 times I almost died today is good, right?

[Yoink]

Moment of truth- I gotta walk to the ATM and check if I got paid today.

[Orange Wizard]

Walk? Nah, man. It's not worth it.

[Yoink]

If I got paid I'll celebrate with a burrito. If I didn't I'll... probably console myself with a burrito using the last of my money.

[hops]

Life is, in a word, burrito.

[Darvi]

Life is, in a word, burrito.

This guy would know, considering that he has one as his avatar.

[GiglameshDespair]

Life is, in a word, burrito.

So burrito == potato?

[Graknorke]

Life is, in a word, burrito.

This servant of burrito greets you.

[MaximumZero]

Moment of truth- I gotta walk to the ATM and check if I got paid today.

Why don't you check online or call the automated balance line? There should be either a website or phone number on the back of your ATM card.